Guilmon's Totally Prodigious Digistuff 005 [Video]

[fuhrinkaed]

[Today's camera pops up and shows the one and only Guil--wait where's Guilmon and why is this fox wearing her scarf? Well, at least Ed's standing next to her.]

Good afternoon, fellow denizens of the Terminal. I am Kyubimon, the evolved form of Guilmon.

I am known as the Flame of Balance. My interests include setting my foes alight with the dark blaze of my Fox-Tail Inferno, standing in the sunset, and running on the water. As a superior being, I have many thoughts and am continuing this log of my exploits so that you might hear my wisdom and learn much from it. [She huffs, fur puffing up slightly.]

As such, I shall now open the floor to any questions you may have. But be warned, the knowledge which I hold might make your skull itself implode.

So anyways, Guilmon finally digivolved. She's... kind of cool..? [He doesn't sound so sure about that. Kyubimon sees to bristle slightly.]

Do not be silly. I am maximum cool.

Comments

[fuhrinkaed]

I dunno about strong, but she's quick and she shoots fire from her tails.

My strength is more than adequate.

Yeah... that, I guess. [Pardon me I'm just gonna' scratch Kyubimon behind the ear.] It's nice to meet you! You've been here a while, too?

[trampledintheprocess]

She doesn't have to be a powerhouse to be strong enough to be someone into the ground. Speed and agility are dangerous. [Carolina wasn't about brute strength either.]

True enough, Wash.

[Have a helmeted nod] Two months now. But it's not a bad place to be. Nice to meet you. As Coronamon said, my name is Wash. You?

[fuhrinkaed]

I'm Ed! And Kyubimon is normally Guilmon, but--

I am adjusting to this form, and have graced you all with my presence in the interim.

[Ed is trying not to side-eye with middling success.] Yeah... that, pretty much. Figured it'd be best if we practiced in it for a bit, and the next thing you know she's saying hi.

[trampledintheprocess]

She's enjoying the temporary change now instead of just normal practice.

Enjoying it too much, I think. I could take her.

Coronamon? Don't start.

[fuhrinkaed]

Yeah! And it's really good practice for her, I'm just hoping she'll stop being difficult about some stuff...

I am not being even remotely difficult. It is your training that is the problem.

It's the exact same thing as always!

I require a montage.

Kyubimon, montages don't actually happen... that's in movies--[turns back to the camera] S-sorry. She's got all these weird ideas about stuff, but she's really a good digimon.

[trampledintheprocess]

I'm with your partner, and I've done plenty of training myself. They don't happen in reality, unless this place is that much stranger than the real world.

And I think they're all weird. Just... In a good way.

[Coronamon makes an exasperated noise.]

[fuhrinkaed]

Curses. I must do things the hard way? Inconcievable!

There there, Kyubimon... [Pat pat.]

You're right, though. All the digimon are weird, but then again who isn't weird, right?

[trampledintheprocess]

Everyone has to do it the hard way. Sorry to break the bad news to you.

Normal wouldn't be as fun.</span.

[fuhrinkaed]

...My glorious fur shall become matted..! [Kyubimon status: Inconsolable.]

...Kyubimon... [Ed's never gonna stop petting it, tho.] S'okay--stuff is better if you have to work for it.

And I agree. Normal is really nowhere near as much fun.

[trampledintheprocess]

That's why we usually had showers after training.

I'm sure your partner would help you with your fur.

You should have met the ones I was trained with. Normal was there.

[fuhrinkaed]

[Kyubimon falls silent, thinking.]

Oh, really? What were they--

...A bath after a training session.

Ed, we must away.

Wait, but--

[The Kyubimon grabs Ed by the scruff of the collar with her mouth and flips him onto her back before dashing off.]

KYUBIMON!!

[trampledintheprocess]

[Wash can't help chuckling at that.] We can talk another time, Ed. Deal with your partner.