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themainframe2013-08-07 06:18 pm
hellspawnedhero) wrote in themainframe2013-08-07 06:18 pm
Mission 1: Arrival (Video)
*There's a pair of icy blue eyes on the screen, with a subtle warmth behind them that's at odds with the cold color. They belong to a young but scruffy looking face topped by white hair and bearing an expression somewhere between irritated and unimpressed. From the background, he still seems to be outside.*
Okay, first off, I've got a couple of questions, so why don't we humor the new guy for a while. Let's start off with the big stuff: where can a guy get a slice of pizza, a decent sundae and some booze around here? I just spent all day running around and it feels like I could eat a Gigapede if that wasn't the most disgusting idea I've ever heard.
Which actually brings me to the second question. I spent all day running around without food and was perfectly fine until I came here, aside from some serious cravings for cheese and tomato sauce. You see, I ain't exactly what you would call entirely normal, that's why I'm so good at what I do. So who's shit idea was it to bring me here, ask me to save the world and then add on 'by the way, you can't use any of the awesome and badass powers that usually help you get the job done'?
Actually, you know what, make that three questions. On the topic of saving the world, who's ass to I have to kick this time? Interdimensional gates don't normally screw with themselves when they're supposed to be closed, so I'm pretty sure someone's gotta be on a power trip. Though points for scale. Don't think I've ever heard of someone involving more than just the human world and the demon world in their evil schemes. ...Then again, until now, I didn't know there was anything other than the human world and the demon world. Guess they're right, you do learn something new every day.
Okay, first off, I've got a couple of questions, so why don't we humor the new guy for a while. Let's start off with the big stuff: where can a guy get a slice of pizza, a decent sundae and some booze around here? I just spent all day running around and it feels like I could eat a Gigapede if that wasn't the most disgusting idea I've ever heard.
Which actually brings me to the second question. I spent all day running around without food and was perfectly fine until I came here, aside from some serious cravings for cheese and tomato sauce. You see, I ain't exactly what you would call entirely normal, that's why I'm so good at what I do. So who's shit idea was it to bring me here, ask me to save the world and then add on 'by the way, you can't use any of the awesome and badass powers that usually help you get the job done'?
Actually, you know what, make that three questions. On the topic of saving the world, who's ass to I have to kick this time? Interdimensional gates don't normally screw with themselves when they're supposed to be closed, so I'm pretty sure someone's gotta be on a power trip. Though points for scale. Don't think I've ever heard of someone involving more than just the human world and the demon world in their evil schemes. ...Then again, until now, I didn't know there was anything other than the human world and the demon world. Guess they're right, you do learn something new every day.
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From what I have gathered, our enemy is one which has been corrupting others of these creatures, called digimon. They are doing it with something called a "scope virus" [Whatever that means...] While it is unknown who indeed brought us here, popular consensus appears that helping this world and completing this task will guide us to where we came from.
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*He frowns. That sounds uncomfortably familiar.*
Got a way to un-corrupt them yet?
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And no. It is imperative to all of our interests to find the source, and destroy it.
[That should suffice, anyway...]
Given your... experience, your help in this aim would not be unwelcomed.
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You have my thanks.
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He's a legendary hero.
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Yup, the little guy's ears just twitched at that word.]
Whoaaaaa! Two silver-haired pretty boys!! The bad guys are totally in for it now!
[The Warrior is just going to hand Coronamon the terminal, and do his very best to disappear, unless brought back. Coronamon's troping and general herohunting is starting to grate on him.]
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That's 'cause I'm beautiful, kid. And the bad guys are in for an ass kicking.