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[There is a young man in an eyepatch, and loose green clothing sitting on a phone booth. Right up on top of it. His knees pulled up to his chest. It's pretty weird to see a guy up on a phone booth. But, hey, maybe he has a good reason for it.]

[Someone's talking to him, but they're off-camera. He looks like he's trying to figure out how to work this thing, while they're talking.]

-- It's really okay. No one's going to hurt you if you come down.

[The skittish-looking guy glances down, over the edge of the phone booth. There's a flash of something dark, and concerned-looking, as he ends up angling his device thing for a better look.]

[He shakes his head.]

But you can't sleep up there...

[A little shrug.]

It doesn't matter. I'm here to fight, so I can go home.

You don't know how long that's going to take. Please come down.

No.

[And that seems like all he's going to say. Until he actually looks at what he's recording, anyway.]

Where do I start fighting?

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I can fight. I'll do it myself.

[Video]

[innermonologues]

Good luck with that.

[Video]

[fuckinstoplights]

Why do I need luck?

[Video]

[innermonologues]

Those creature are immune to many attacks from us.

[Video]

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But not all.

"Many", but not all. Right?

[Video]

[innermonologues]

I haven't really seen anyone who has been able to yet.

[Video]

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Someone could.

Someone should try.

[Video]

[innermonologues]

I'll be the last person to try and stop you. I just thought I'd warn you.

[Video]

[fuckinstoplights]

It sounded more like you wanted me to stop.

[Video]

[innermonologues]

I'm only relaying information.

[Video]

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That wasn't the information I was told.

[Video]

[innermonologues]

No?

[Video]

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No. He said, if I fought, I could go home. I could be myself again.

[Which is when the Keramon quietly cuts in again.]

He said 'maybe'...

[Video]

[innermonologues]

You fight with these little creatures.

[ he holds up his own Kudamon by the scruff of his neck. ]

[Video]

[fuckinstoplights]

...

That isn't a weapon.

[Thank you, captain obvious.]

[Video]

[innermonologues]

Not even a little bit.

[Video]

[fuckinstoplights]

So how are you supposed to fight with it? Blunt force?

[Video]

[innermonologues]

We may not be able to use magic or anything, but they can.

[Video]

[fuckinstoplights]

... Magic?

[Video]

[innermonologues]

Special powers, abilities.

[Video]

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Abilities?

Like... skills?

[He has no idea what a 'special power' would be. He's that sheltered.]

[Video]

[innermonologues]

Yes. Special skills that allow them to cause damage.

[Video]

[fuckinstoplights]

Is that all?

I could do that.

[Video]

[innermonologues]

Not here you can't.

[Video]

[fuckinstoplights]

You don't know that.