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Kagerou {BP-500X} ([personal profile] fuckinstoplights) wrote in [community profile] themainframe2013-08-11 10:38 pm

video;;

[There is a young man in an eyepatch, and loose green clothing sitting on a phone booth. Right up on top of it. His knees pulled up to his chest. It's pretty weird to see a guy up on a phone booth. But, hey, maybe he has a good reason for it.]

[Someone's talking to him, but they're off-camera. He looks like he's trying to figure out how to work this thing, while they're talking.]


-- It's really okay. No one's going to hurt you if you come down.

[The skittish-looking guy glances down, over the edge of the phone booth. There's a flash of something dark, and concerned-looking, as he ends up angling his device thing for a better look.]

[He shakes his head.]


But you can't sleep up there...

[A little shrug.]

It doesn't matter. I'm here to fight, so I can go home.

You don't know how long that's going to take. Please come down.

No.

[And that seems like all he's going to say. Until he actually looks at what he's recording, anyway.]

Where do I start fighting?
wheeljackofalltrades: (I'm gonna hit that)

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[personal profile] wheeljackofalltrades 2013-08-13 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Wheeljack can see there's no talking sense into this one using that logic. So he'll use the ninja's own.]

Okay fine. You have to fight. But you wanna know what?

[He gestures to the small muppet standing below the phone booth.]

There's your weapon, sparky.
wheeljackofalltrades: (blaster fire's getting closer)

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[personal profile] wheeljackofalltrades 2013-08-13 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a brief glance to Keramon for a moment, giving a slight shrug. Yeah, sorry bro, you're kind of creepy.]

So? Not like this world lets you pick an axe or anything. Your weapon is monster. Congrats.

[You looks over to Keramon for a moment, mouthing (as best as a sheep can) an 'I'm sorry'. She knows Wheeljack's just trying to prove a point.]
wheeljackofalltrades: (Ah bolts...)

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[personal profile] wheeljackofalltrades 2013-08-13 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
You're not -fightin'- other humans, kid.

[He hops off of You, heading over to the Keramon and crouching down.]

Wasn't meant as a bad thing, chief. Be proud of what ya are.

[Wait...where's You's little pep talk? D8< The Sheep looks insanely jealous right now.]

[If the hell muppet'll let him, he's going to pick it up, walking back over to the phone booth front. His foot loops onto You's horn again, hoisting them both up.]

You're battling other guys like this, and only ones not owned by one of us. And only these guys can hurt em. Rule of this place? Treat weapon good, get better weapon.
wheeljackofalltrades: (Lucky you're along for the ride)

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[personal profile] wheeljackofalltrades 2013-08-13 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
Join the club, kid. I'm not either.

[His voice lowers, obviously not too happy about being a squishy either. Yeah, it's been a rollercoaster.

He sets the Keramon on the opposite end of the phone booth, leaning back slightly.]


Well one, good luck findin' a gun. And two, you can't hurt these things. Not effectively.
wheeljackofalltrades: (Jackie being Jackie)

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[personal profile] wheeljackofalltrades 2013-08-13 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Cybertronian. Giant robot. Car. Whichever of these sounds familiar to you, take your pick.

[He watches Keramon get his hopes up, and...kid, no. This one's gonna be a toughie.]

Believe it or not, I have. See the sheep down there? Not normally a sheep.

[And, as if to prove that point, You transforms back into her Gazimon self, scampering up the phone booth. Unfortunately, Wheeljack was STANDING ON YOU, IDIOT--no wait she probably planned that.

Wheeljack falls rather unceremoniously.]


...oops.
Edited 2013-08-13 19:21 (UTC)
wheeljackofalltrades: (What just happened.)

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[personal profile] wheeljackofalltrades 2013-08-19 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Wheeljack would be happy to answer that for you, Kagerou, but he's flat on the pavement now, muttering a string of robot curses along the way.]

Ugghh...

[Slowly, he stands himself up, stretching his back.]

Yeah, they transform.
wheeljackofalltrades: (Hey...whatcha guys doin'?)

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[personal profile] wheeljackofalltrades 2013-08-19 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Ngh...Give me a moment.

[He puts a hand to his head, shaking the wooziness out before he's able to process that.]

AI? No. Cybertronian. Uh...'giant alien robot' I think I've been called.
wheeljackofalltrades: (Jackie being Jackie)

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[personal profile] wheeljackofalltrades 2013-08-20 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
We're not made by humans, kid. We're born.

[He's just going to stretch his back now. Don't mind him.]
wheeljackofalltrades: (Jackie being Jackie)

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[personal profile] wheeljackofalltrades 2013-08-21 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Wouldn't bet on it, if I were you.

[Speaking of you, he looks at her and snaps his fingers, pointing to his side.]

Hey, we're born too, you know!
wheeljackofalltrades: (Lookit this!)

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[personal profile] wheeljackofalltrades 2013-08-21 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
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[Jazz hands.]

Surprise. Neither do you.