[video][an open invitation to pain]

[shoulderpads]

Autobots - you will begin a mandatory training routine starting tomorrow at 0600 hours. We will be gone for approximately three hours or more. Plan accordingly, and bring fluids to keep hydrated.

[The message comes with a handy reference document he found in the Library. Looks like someone's been doing their research on human health.]

[And yes. He's starting this on a Monday.]

Any Chosen who wish to accompany them are welcome to do so, but I expect you to be timely.

[A pair of coordinates are attached to his message, leading to the hilly area just outside Terminal. Don't worry, they'll get to the staggeringly painful mountains after some practice.]

Comments

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[...Don't you logic him.]

Ugh. Fine.

On one condition.

[Video]

[shoulderpads]

[And that condition is....]

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[And then...the smuggest of smiles ever.]


We do breakfast first.

Re: [Video]

[shoulderpads]

[Blink]

You do realize that humans react poorly to heavy exercise after a large meal.

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Who said it had to be large?

[Yeah, he can be an annoying little pest about this if it calls for it.]

You suggestin' we do intensive trainin' without any energy whatsoever?