[video][an open invitation to pain]

[shoulderpads]

Autobots - you will begin a mandatory training routine starting tomorrow at 0600 hours. We will be gone for approximately three hours or more. Plan accordingly, and bring fluids to keep hydrated.

[The message comes with a handy reference document he found in the Library. Looks like someone's been doing their research on human health.]

[And yes. He's starting this on a Monday.]

Any Chosen who wish to accompany them are welcome to do so, but I expect you to be timely.

[A pair of coordinates are attached to his message, leading to the hilly area just outside Terminal. Don't worry, they'll get to the staggeringly painful mountains after some practice.]

Comments

[Video]

[shoulderpads]

[Does this look like a joking face to you?]

[The answer is no.]

[This is a 100% genuine Ultra Magnus Lineface.]

[Video]

[heyloser]

[Yeah, on second thought... that is a pretty serious face right there. More serious than Crankcase.]

...Wow, I would hate to be an Autobot right now. Y'don't think that's a bit... much?

[Video]

[shoulderpads]

No.

[There is no hesitation in that answer.]

It is necessary if we want to remain combat ready.

[Video]

[heyloser]

Ah. You're one of those -- okay, but doesn't that mean you should take your Digimon, too, 'cause I thought they were supposed help us?