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Memory Leak: Try some of my pie

You know...this is just me the licensed mental health expert here...but these memories have really said alot about how screwed up all you kids are.

Seriously how do I only have two clients? There's no shame in talking with a professional you know. I'm perfectly happy to work out a payment plan that fits your budget.

[And predictably the screen goes snowy and is replaced by one of Harley's less then favorite memories. When the screen comes back she looks dismayed]

...Also I'd like to point out how weird it is that even though these are supposed to be our memories? None of them that I've seen have been in the first person.

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[What. Maya doesn't understand.]

...

...it was Banana cream.

. . . How did you breathe in all that?

Mad skills.

...and a straw

That . . . Okay then. [Dear god, Cam's therapist is so confusing.]

Yeah. Everyone has their fetishes, but Mister J was having a bad week.

He . . . seems like an interesting guy.

Of course! Nothing's better then a fella who can make ya laugh, right?

No. People who can make you laugh are always a good thing.

Exactly! And my puddin' is a real side splitter!

What about you? Who makes you laugh~?

A lot of people. [Maya thinks about that for a moment.] But I think Mo might be the funniest person I know?

Mo? Love the name. Classic. What's he like?

Mo's . . . He's one of those guys that once you get to know him then you never want to stop being his friend. I think he kind of became an older brother to me and the rest of my band, WhisperHug, and our practices were always half music and half laughing.

Ooo~ whisperhug? What kind of music did you play?

It was kind of . . . [How does one explain Imogen?] I guess you could call it pop?

Ooo~ I love pop! You'll have to let me hear some!

.......

Doc...tor.....?

[Double-team of Canadian Confusion.]

Heh...yo! What can I do for ya?

[Yep, playing it cool]

What the hell was that.

Well Cam, sometimes when a clown and his girlfriend love each other very much...

I don't need that part explained!

Oh...well what was the question then?

If you're looking for pie recipes I'm happy to share.

How about...why?

Why? Well it was our anniversary. Seven years to the day we started as a couple.

But why the pie?

Well for one, he's my clown prince. Clowns love pies!

And for two...innuendo.

[ . . . ]

I'll see you Monday, Doctor.

Try and enjoy the rest of your weekend kiddo!

THE JOKER?!

[Uh oh.]

Yeah, Mister J and I may have had our ups and down but he's really a sweetie when you get to know him.

...He's a mass-murdering psychopath!

We all have our hobbies.

How many people did YOU kill when you took over Jump City?

...nng... [The line goes quiet.]

Yeah I thought so.

Those who live in glass houses shouldn't dance around naked!

...mnn.

[Click, off.]

[Dangerous Sociopath: 1
Terra: 0 ]

I was wondering if someone else would notice or if I was gonna have to be the one who pointed that out.

You? Not helping.

Oh I'm sorry, how am I suppose to be helping?

Never mind.

[Bonsai has missed the point on this day. By a lot.]

Ah. You must have many children. I believe the protocol is congratulations.

[Too much food for one mated couple = they must have lots of babies!!]

[Harley blinks, then bursts out laughing]

Oh no no! No not us, not yet! I've been after Mister J to think it over but he's too tied up with his work for now. Someday though we'll have some great little rugrats and I can try not to ruin em the way my parents ruined me.

[Well. Now Bonsai is confused.]

Requesting: purpose of extra food.

[Her cheeks flush lightly.]

It sounds as though you... love your mate. I am... happy for you.

[Picking out emotion words always involves a bit of hesitation.]

Oh...well it was for us to play in! To fool around! Have a roll in the hay! Makin' woopie!

Also innuendo. It made for some great innuendo.

[A sigh]

Yeah, I really do. I know he's kinda tough with me sometimes, but we understand each other on a very deep emotional level.

[Your sexual references go RIGHT over her head, Harley.]

Food games.

[She's so confused.]

She's talking about mating, Bonsai.

Ah. The... whipped creams. Colleen spoke of them with a coworker in my presence, once.

[At the emotional comment, Bonsai nods.]

I believe that has been said to be the ideal for human partnerships.

You got it toots! It's dirty good fun! You ought to try it some time since you've got this fun new human body to experiment with.

[A wicked grin]

You bet it is! I love my puddin' so much! Even when we're in other universes I know he misses me just as much as I miss him...probably. For sure!

[Bonsai's face turns bright red.]

I-- Ah--

[She's clearly flustered.]

I don't-- I don't have a mate.

Aw no? Pretty girl like you? Well never you worry! Just because most of the humans around here are under aged doesnt mean we can't find you someone to snuggle!

What's your type?

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