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Helloooooooo newbies!

Dr. Harleen Quinnzel here! Resident head shrunken for the whole city! And I wanna welcome you to this crazy nonsense world you've found through the looking glass, rabbit hole or wardrobe. Got any questions? Need some help settling in? Just need someone to talk to?

heck I'll even chat you up if your bored. But not if you're boring!

I have a relaxed office set up in my apartment, first floor, room ten!

Walk ins are welcome, free of charge unless we make it a regular professional thing.

i do accept gifts and payments in the form of candy, food, sugary sodas, more adult beverages...aw heck I'll barter with ya I'm a very open minded head case...fixer.

of course like I said it's not required. Just drop me a line!

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[After a small amount of consideration...]

Um... can I ask about your views on like, the sanctity of life and stuff?

Heh, right to the pillow talk huh kiddo~?

Well what context are we talkin' here?

Like... killing someone.

Is it acceptable?

That depends~ It's all about the context you know?

Doc, I think calling it head shrunken might scare a few people off.

Huh...ya think?

I thought it would make me seem less imposin'. Ya know? More down to Earth? Or whatever planet we're on?

Or less qualified.

Aw, you're not starting to question your beloved Doctor's qualifications NOW are ya? I mean you've already seen what I do in my time off...

N-no! I'm not, just...others could.

Aw, you're such a sweetie I'd smooch you if you were here.

Let them think what they want, it's a free country...I think. Is Japan free?

[Bokomon just shrugs]

Well either way, as long as you believe in me Cam that's all that matters. I can still help you.

[Don't make him blush, Harley!]

I... I do. I know.

Excellent! Because I've really been enjoying our sessions. You're a great guy you know? Much better then my usual clients.

[Oh dear, you're making him blush.]

N-naw...

Sure! From what you've told me so far? You are WAY nicer then most the jerks I knew in high school even!

[Mumbling...] Yeah, sounds like high school.

Yeah, no one really likes High School except the jerks who peak while they're there.

And you know what happens to those people who ruled the school and stomped on nice guys?

They become low level thugs for crime bosses while the nice guys get nice homes, families, get to come home at the end of a hard work week and watch TV, go to a movie with their wives and girlfriends.

Those thugs? Get beaten up by superheroes and go to jail where they trade stories about how great they were at football.