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[treacherous_widow]

So. Who turned out the lights.

[The video feed clicks on to show a woman lounging in a chair at some cafe. In the chair next to her Is a Dorumon who seems to be slowly munching on some sort of desert.  As for the woman, in the light of her D-terminal a few key things can be seen. Her eyes are pitch black for one, another she has tan skin and long black brown hair that ends just below the shoulders. On her chest is a red hourglass tattoo and what can be seen of her left arm, there is an intricate spider web tattoo sleeve that goes from her shoulder down to her wrist.

For the moment, she seems to be idly playing with her digivice with a hard to read expression. The digimon beside her rolls its eyes and shakes its head a little at her.]

Introduce yourself, it might help.

[The woman  seems to be ignoring the digimon besides her even though her eyes narrow a little at the suggestion.She... is definitely NOT happy about something and when she finds the moron responsible for this, she will show them why they shouldn't mess with a spider.]

Whatever.  Lets get a few things straight right off the bat fur face. I am supposed to be a spider. I am not supposed to look like some hairless ape that can't even transform.

And for another thing, if they want to know who the slag I am, they can take the time to ask.

[She reaches over and slams her D-terminal shut moments later, cutting off any response her digimon might have had.]

[ooc: all responses are welcomed! Even action if you really want~. ]

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[Video]

[forevernocked]

[Clint comes on screen with his Yokomon on his shoulder. A sarcastic look on his face.]

Wow, you're a friendly one. [He glances at his Digimon.] Wouldn't you say she's friendly.

Dorumon does... But you weren't that friendly when you got here either.

We really have to work on your playful banter.

[He looks back at the screen.]

And for the record. Being a hairless ape isn't so bad, and you seem to be puling it off pretty well.

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[treacherous_widow]

[When she finally flips back open her D-terminal she has an eyebrow raised at the sarcasm.]

Does it look like I care that I'm pulling it off well? I was perfectly happy being the way I was. This new form hardly compares to what I could do.

[Dorumon appears next to her and gives a little wave.]

Give her time, she'll stop being angry eventually.

[Blackarachnia gives the fuzzy..dragon? Dinosaur? Whatever it is a glare.]

Just tell me how to get home.

[Video]

[forevernocked]

It was just s compliment from one hairless ape to another.

[Clint shrugs at her demand]

Home is on your D-Terminal. As for your world. I've only been here a few days, but apparently we can't get back.

[He's pretty casual about the whole being unable to return-ness of it all. But he knows that out of all of the people on his team back in his world, he doesn't have what it takes to find a way back just now.]

The hot dogs here a pretty good at least.

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[treacherous_widow]

There is always a way back. It just takes time to find it.

[Her digimon just shakes her head and goes back to munching on her food.]

...Hot dogs.

[Blackarachnia just gives him a flat look.]

What in the pit are those.

[Video]

[forevernocked]

My guess is 'back' is going to require a big elaborate machine, and I'm not Tony Stark, so I'm just going to get comfortable with the place until he shows up.

You... Don't know hot dogs? Wow, not sure if I want to know what it was like in your world, Missy.

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[treacherous_widow]

...And I don't know who this 'Tony Stark' is or why I should get comfortable until he shows up.

Before this I was stuck on a prehistoric mud ball. Trust me, it was a pain in the aft and cuisine was hardly something we had to worry about.

[Video]

[forevernocked]

He... Builds things, really expensive, world changing and generally dangerous things. I mean, you don't have to get comfortable. I just said that I am.

Wow, yeah. Prehistoric mud balls generally never have hot dogs. You should try some while you're here.

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[treacherous_widow]

He builds things? What kind of things?

[She actually looks curious at that. Especially when the word 'dangerous' was mentioned.]

[Video]

[forevernocked]

Uh? Mechanical things, he keeps building himself suits, and keeps making things that almost kill us. Computers, he builds those it even talks to us. He's basically the go to guy for really good technology.

[Clint never really paid all that much attention to what Tony ever made, he just knew that it would work, try to kill them, or not work until it was fiddled with.]

I do know he doesn't like it when you use his equipment to make kettle corn.

[text]

[perrytheperson]

Join the club. I think we have just enough not-people here to start one. :/

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[treacherous_widow]

Not what I wanted to hear.

So is this a theme with this place or are we just special.

[text]

[perrytheperson]

No one does. You don't sound like the type that takes comfort in other people sharing your problem though.

I'd say it's a theme. Everyone who used to be robots or animals or some shape other than human has been changed upon getting here.

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[treacherous_widow]

You got it in one.

There are other bots here? Care to share a few names?

[text]

[perrytheperson]

Wheeljack.

Arcee.

Magnus.

Bulkhead.

Are the ones I have spoken to, if there are other bots I am not sure of their names.

Re: [text]

[treacherous_widow]

Huh. I don't recognize any of those names.

[text]

[perrytheperson]

It's a big universe.

I imagine there's other dimensions with robots or whatever in them.

Re: [text]

[treacherous_widow]

Yeah, probably. It wouldn't surprise me anyway.

[revvinguptheharley]

Ooo~ a spider woman? Heroic or villainous?

[treacherous_widow]

Being a "hero" is someone elses job. I'm all bad girl and nothing is going to change that.

[revvinguptheharley]

Hell yeah! Way to be true to yourself girl! We need a little more spice around here. Everyone's so sweet.

[treacherous_widow]

Oh yeah? Then I guess we should see about shaking them up a little.

[Dorumon just gives her a look before shaking its head and going back to it's treat.]

[revvinguptheharley]

Already working on it but the more the better!

[there's a horrible tortured angry roar on her end and she cackles and seems to be on the move]

Anyway nice to meetcha! I'm Harley Quinn. Resident mental health expert and cute ta boot!

[treacherous_widow]

[She arches an eyebrow at the angry roar while her digimon looks a little more interested in the conversation.]

Nice to meet you too. I'm Blackarachnia. Formally a Black Widow Spider before ending up in this dump.

[revvinguptheharley]

Ooo~ Black Widow Spider. Just the name alone evokes imagery of beautiful danger...also creepy crawlers.

Well sorry about the sudden change of species. If it makes you feel any better we also have a former cat, former lion, a TON of former robots and a former cyclops.

We really ought to start a support group or something.

[treacherous_widow]

Wait, there are other former bots here?

[Her eyes narrow a little. Hopefully they were bots she didn't know. If they were.. things were going to get a little complicated depending on who.]