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[So Bro's been here for a few days now- not that anyone would know it. He's flipped the elusiveness switch and has been getting his bearings the entire time now. It doesn't help that he arrived in the middle of a blackout, so it's not like he could even do much. But he hasn't really alerted many people to his presence while he's been here, not until he's figured out a bit more about this place.

For anyone who knows him, it should be pretty obvious that he would be happy to be here. This place is fucking right out of the anime, so how could he not? While gathering info and being an elusive bastard, he's also been enjoying himself quite a bit. But he figures it's about time to break radio silence, especially because he's figured out Dave is also here.]

Do you have any idea how much of an inconvenience it was, coming in during the middle of a fucking blackout? That is the epitome of Bad Timing. You'd think if they're bringing in people, they'd time it better, but no. Apparently fucking not.

Whatever though, it's not like I lacked shit to keep me busy- like the fact I was given a fucking Digimon. It's like having the pet I never knew I wanted. It looks like a fucking Chocobo, too. Talk about a nerd's wet final fantasy. Maybe even I came a little when I saw it, the world will never know. You'll never reach the end of this tootsie pop.

Anyway; the name's Bro Strider. Figured it was about damn time I introduced myself, so here I am.

And here I go.

[Click.]

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Yes. Yes it is. Maybe where I'm from, that's the fucking norm. Are you really going to judge me for where I came from? How two-thousand and late.

[He sounds so offended right now- except not really.]

I don't think I'd have any issue fighting in the dark. It'd be an inconvenience at worst.

Hey, it can be a norm all it wants. I'm still going to think it's weird, Bro.

...

How can you tell if people are talking to you or just being annoyingly chummy?

[Clint's used to saying something to upset someone, so he's not really going to dwell on bro's tone of voice.]

Yeah, I didn't think so either until a giant bear with a gas mask felt like taking down the building I was standing on at the time.

You know what? I'm gonna start calling you Dude from now on. Then you'll never know when I'm being chummy or using your name. All because you're making a big deal about it.

So that sounds pretty fucking intense, Dude. But I think the obvious solution would've been to stand on a different building.

Sure, I mean, I already have enough names, but Dude works for me.

[Considering that they only have voices to go on, Clint's not even sure he'll see this guy enough for him to call him Dude al the time]

Yeah, weird how I so didn't think of that one. Oh wait, I did. Then gave up and just jumped on the bear instead.

[If Clint really thinks Bro is not going to be around enough to hammer this into the grounder, he has another thing coming.]

I bet that worked out real fuckin' well for you, didn't it, Dude?

Hey, anything I can limp away from is a win. And considering half of my arrows aren't even working here, this was a pretty damn big win.

The hell do you mean your arrows ain't working? How does an arrow not work?

When they have explosive charges in them that won't ignite, that's how an arrow doesn't work.

Well maybe if you had normal arrows you wouldn't have that problem.

All your issues seem self inflicted, Dude.

I do that's why I said only half of them didn't work.

And it's not self inflicted when you're dragged into a world where your stuff wont work.

I just think you should better prepare for these things. Maybe keep more normal arrows on your person instead of half explosive.

Hey, I only had what I came here with. Unsurprisingly most missions didn't let me use deadly force on people. I just had to make sure they're detained, hurt, unconscious, and sometimes sticky.

But detained.

...Sticky with what, exactly?

An adhesive polymer that keeps people in place.

... I don't even want to know what you're thinking about. I mean I think I know. But yeah, not that kind of sticky.

.......... What do you think I was thinking, exactly?

Hey, don't give me that tone, I'm really good at getting tone. We both exactly know what you were thinking about there, bro.

I honestly don't know what you're talking about, Dude.

People playing innocent is starting to become a theme here.

[He sighs]

Okay, sure you have no idea what I'm talking about. So let's pretend we weren't talking about anything then.

[A small scoff. You're no fun.]

Alright fine. If that's the only alternative, then I'd rather just tell you that I was talking about splooge.

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