themainframe | One Smuppet; Voice

[So Bro's been here for a few days now- not that anyone would know it. He's flipped the elusiveness switch and has been getting his bearings the entire time now. It doesn't help that he arrived in the middle of a blackout, so it's not like he could even do much. But he hasn't really alerted many people to his presence while he's been here, not until he's figured out a bit more about this place.

For anyone who knows him, it should be pretty obvious that he would be happy to be here. This place is fucking right out of the anime, so how could he not? While gathering info and being an elusive bastard, he's also been enjoying himself quite a bit. But he figures it's about time to break radio silence, especially because he's figured out Dave is also here.]

Do you have any idea how much of an inconvenience it was, coming in during the middle of a fucking blackout? That is the epitome of Bad Timing. You'd think if they're bringing in people, they'd time it better, but no. Apparently fucking not.

Whatever though, it's not like I lacked shit to keep me busy- like the fact I was given a fucking Digimon. It's like having the pet I never knew I wanted. It looks like a fucking Chocobo, too. Talk about a nerd's wet final fantasy. Maybe even I came a little when I saw it, the world will never know. You'll never reach the end of this tootsie pop.

Anyway; the name's Bro Strider. Figured it was about damn time I introduced myself, so here I am.

And here I go.

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What kind of Digimon do you have that it actually looks anything like a Chocobo?

This kawaii little fucker.

[Bro switches it to video for a brief moment to show off his Biyomon, who looks vaguely confused. He then switches back to audio.]

Ain't it adorable?

.... Pretty small for a Chocobo lookalike.

Maybe it'll fucking grow. Anyway, are you the resident Chocobo expert or what? I think you oughta step aside, because you're dealing with a gaming pro and I know all a-fucking-bout them.

( What is this guy talking about? Gaming? what does that have to do with Chocobos? )

I know enough to get a kid to call them out when one needs to be ridden.

[It's best not to ask. Just smile and nod.]

That's all? It sounds like I still know more than you.

And I bet I could totally ride this little guy. He looks real sturdy.

.... Unless you're the size of a toddler it's probably not a smart idea. Especially since that isn't a chocobo. It's a Digimon.

And I'd imagine a Digimon would be a lot tougher than a Chocobo. I mean, they're made for fighting and shit. Also if you can teach a Pidgey Fly and then proceed to fly all the fuck around the world on it, then this Digimon can handle being ridden by a grown man. It's just logic, dude.

There is no logic behind anything you just said.

There's plenty of logic in it, you're just blind by the truth. You don't have the all seeing eye. You're not a member of the fucking brolluminati.

I don't think that's a real thing.

Are you kidding me? Of course it is. I'm the Grandmaster of it. Don't be questioning things you know nothing about. Maybe if you're lucky, one day I'll consider you worthy of being inducted into the order.

I doubt you could survive the initiation though. Not many people do.

..... I don't need to be a part of your little "game" initiation. Thank you.

You say that now, but you'll change your mind. All the cool people are in it. One day you'll see the light. It's the only way to know the truth about life, man.

But this conversation got the fuck away from us. We should clearly go back to talking about riding my Chocobo. It's probably better than choking it.

Have fun with all the "cool" people then.

And if you try riding your digimon it will probably peck you to death. Enjoy that.

I find your lack of faith in me disturbing. But if it were to happen, I'm sure it'd be fucking awesome. So yeah, gonna go do that. Have fun being a stick in the mud, dude.

Always do. Woo. hoo.

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[Audio] I feel bad that he has to deal with Bro

[Audio] hes like " is this guy for real?"

[Audio] The answer is yes. Yes he is.

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