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themainframe2013-09-18 08:26 pm
plushaeusrumpified) wrote in themainframe2013-09-18 08:26 pm
One Smuppet; Voice
[So Bro's been here for a few days now- not that anyone would know it. He's flipped the elusiveness switch and has been getting his bearings the entire time now. It doesn't help that he arrived in the middle of a blackout, so it's not like he could even do much. But he hasn't really alerted many people to his presence while he's been here, not until he's figured out a bit more about this place.
For anyone who knows him, it should be pretty obvious that he would be happy to be here. This place is fucking right out of the anime, so how could he not? While gathering info and being an elusive bastard, he's also been enjoying himself quite a bit. But he figures it's about time to break radio silence, especially because he's figured out Dave is also here.]
Do you have any idea how much of an inconvenience it was, coming in during the middle of a fucking blackout? That is the epitome of Bad Timing. You'd think if they're bringing in people, they'd time it better, but no. Apparently fucking not.
Whatever though, it's not like I lacked shit to keep me busy- like the fact I was given a fucking Digimon. It's like having the pet I never knew I wanted. It looks like a fucking Chocobo, too. Talk about a nerd's wet final fantasy. Maybe even I came a little when I saw it, the world will never know. You'll never reach the end of this tootsie pop.
Anyway; the name's Bro Strider. Figured it was about damn time I introduced myself, so here I am.
And here I go.
[Click.]
For anyone who knows him, it should be pretty obvious that he would be happy to be here. This place is fucking right out of the anime, so how could he not? While gathering info and being an elusive bastard, he's also been enjoying himself quite a bit. But he figures it's about time to break radio silence, especially because he's figured out Dave is also here.]
Do you have any idea how much of an inconvenience it was, coming in during the middle of a fucking blackout? That is the epitome of Bad Timing. You'd think if they're bringing in people, they'd time it better, but no. Apparently fucking not.
Whatever though, it's not like I lacked shit to keep me busy- like the fact I was given a fucking Digimon. It's like having the pet I never knew I wanted. It looks like a fucking Chocobo, too. Talk about a nerd's wet final fantasy. Maybe even I came a little when I saw it, the world will never know. You'll never reach the end of this tootsie pop.
Anyway; the name's Bro Strider. Figured it was about damn time I introduced myself, so here I am.
And here I go.
[Click.]
[Text]
enlighten me home dog
just what the fuck have you been busy with
because with all the boy scouts here i sure as hell dont think porno is gonna be a lucrative business anymore
wow
wow
first you flake on me
then you act like i dont irony
wow bro
wow
[Look at him expressing healthy feelings.]
[Text]
i was choking the chocobo.
no dave i was gathering intel.
trying to figure out where the fuck we are and how we got here.
guess who turned all the fuck up empty.
this guy.
theres like nothing to suggest how we got from sburb to digiburb.
its a fucking mystery.
flake on you.
how the hell did i become dandruff.
and im not saying you dont know irony.
you just dont know it the way i know it.
[Text]
a solid A for effort
the less said about sburb the better but changing verses isnt exactly a game changer anymore
belated spoiler alert for that i guess
what im saying is that its fucking creepy that youve been lurking this whole time
im all kinds of surprised you dont have some freaky ass puppet digimon to be your wingman instead of a literal wingman
guess were both birds of a feather though
only mine looks a hell of a lot less gay than yours
[Text]
so no lets talk about sburb.
lets get all up in sburbs insides and discuss this matter in depth.
gimme the deets.
you did not just call my digimon gay.
your face is gay.
but i dont point that out usually.
youre going to offend my mons delicate sensibilities.
i challenge you to a pokemon bat
i mean digimon battle.
but later.
after weve had our touching family reunion.
[Text]
[And Bro, too. Let's not talk about this.]
its pink
and mine is going to win
hes a fuckin hawk
and this is fuckin digimon
youre embarrassing me in front of my bird
if you want to strife tell me so i can bring my lame ass baggy of swords along
[Text]
did you have to remind me.
now i have to go find a corner to cry in.
but seriously stop being evasive.
and maybe we can strife later.
im not in the mood.
my priorities have changed dave.
im a different man now that im here.
no im kidding ill still probably kick your ass from here to next wednesday on a daily basis.
just now rn.
maybe later.
[Text]
because either way fuck off
you havent even been here that long
like a week
is that all it takes to change you
you are human putty
but i wholeheartedly embrace these changes and thing the daily basis thing was totally overplayed anyway
augh whatever
where are you
Re: [Text]
layers dave.
layers.
and yes i am human putty.
why do you think every one loved me back home?
i could be whoever they wanted me to be.
are you complaining dave.
the daily basis thing is why youre alive right now.
show a little appreciation.
geez.
make a bro feel crummy why dont you.
you need to make it up to me.
i demand asspats.
my room.