themainframe | [Video] Ice cream? Ice cream.

[The video opens up up to the Ice Cream Shoppe in all its ice cream glory. The people who started said video? A Bullmon and Sheepmon who look extra excited for some reason. There’s even a cute little jingle playing somehow, as if this were some kind of commercial--

Oh.

...Oh.]

Hey there boys and girls! Enjoying this super unnecessary heatwave? Haven’t had your faces melted off yet? Wanna stick something in that unmelted face of yours? Well guess what’s great on a hot not-actually-summer day? Say it with me now: Ice cream!

To celebrate my new favorite holiday, Blistering Heat Day, we’re having an extra special special at the Ice Cream Shoppe! Check out such amazing flavors like

Blue and Pink Arcee Deliciousness. None of the grump, all of the sweetness.

Wheeljack Cookie Explosion! Just as exciting, half as dangerous.

Minty, Chippy, Bulkhead Bananza. Guaranteed not to enlarge your chin.

Optimus Primesicle. ...It's a popsicle to show your true red and blue spirit!

Aaaaaaand… Ultra Magnus. He... he can be, um… vanilla. Bam. I guess.

[The pictures of ice cream flash on screen whenever the two Digimon say their incredibly original names. They really put a lot of effort into this little spiel. Never mind that those are just normal ice cream flavors.]

So come on down to the Ice Cream Shoppe, people! This stuff's only while supplies last, and before we get in trouble. Definitely before we get in trouble.

Too busy to come down? Well that just means you're a silly!

Seriously. Do it anyway.

As an added bonus for surviving the trip over here, me and my darling Sheepmon will even come up with a flavor just for you! Who WOULDN'T want a delicious dairy treat named after them? Fearless.

[[ooc: Replies will come from either Sprocket (blue text) or You (pink text), plus the added possibility of either one of their partners.]]

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Sprocket, You, this is a great idea! Oh, it's so hot though! Are you sure you can't do deliveries.

[Sprocket glances outside the window. The way the very air seems to ripple on its own is enough of an answer for him.]

I can't be any surer, short stuff.

[She sighs...and...] Had to try... I guess that means...

It's time to brave the boiling scorching desert-like heat, ruff!

Hey, if I could, I would! I mean, think about it. Unless you want a puddle by time I get there, ice cream delivery in this heat just can't happen.

[He'd really hate to have a little girl out on Blistering Heat Day. This is killing him on the inside.]

B-But, hey. Half price if you make it. A-And we'll even name a flavor after you! ...Yaaaay.

It's okay! I understand, Sprocket, you still need to turn up a profit! [Dad's work has taught her that.] I'll end up with the best, tastiest flavor possible, I can be strong and make it, don't worry.

And Leomon can carry Juri if she collapses, ruff!

[Sprocket looks off to the side, quite clearly distressed by what the puppet is telling him. He mumbles to himself.]

You did it, Sprocket, you killed a child... How could you...

Ruff! Bad Sprocket. Baaad!

[The video blanks for a second before coming back on to a picture of a very depressed bull sitting in the corner, head hung low.]

[Oh, her fluff just puffs proudly at that.]

Awww thanks! It was mostly Sprocket's idea, so give him that!

...

No way, Jose-lina~ Think of the ice cream as the trophy to your race! The holy grail to your Quest for Camelot!

Alright, alright. I'd better get a real good flavor, then, okay?

[She gets her sheep thinking cap on.]

Hooooow about I make up one just for you when you come! Only you can have this flavour, unless you say otherwise!

I wouldn't wanna keep it from others! Having one named after me would be really fun, though! Thank you, You! [A tiny giggle.]

[She can't help but give a little giggle.]

We can make it when you get here! All your favourite stuff in one ice cream dish! Imagine the possibilities!

A lot of oranges! Okay, okay! Out into the heat I go!

[Before the feed clicks off, she can't help but shout some worry.]

Hurry! We don't want you in the heat too long, missy!