[Video] Ice cream? Ice cream.

[robotfightclub]

[The video opens up up to the Ice Cream Shoppe in all its ice cream glory. The people who started said video? A Bullmon and Sheepmon who look extra excited for some reason. There’s even a cute little jingle playing somehow, as if this were some kind of commercial--

Oh.

...Oh.]

Hey there boys and girls! Enjoying this super unnecessary heatwave? Haven’t had your faces melted off yet? Wanna stick something in that unmelted face of yours? Well guess what’s great on a hot not-actually-summer day? Say it with me now: Ice cream!

To celebrate my new favorite holiday, Blistering Heat Day, we’re having an extra special special at the Ice Cream Shoppe! Check out such amazing flavors like

Blue and Pink Arcee Deliciousness. None of the grump, all of the sweetness.

Wheeljack Cookie Explosion! Just as exciting, half as dangerous.

Minty, Chippy, Bulkhead Bananza. Guaranteed not to enlarge your chin.

Optimus Primesicle. ...It's a popsicle to show your true red and blue spirit!

Aaaaaaand… Ultra Magnus. He... he can be, um… vanilla. Bam. I guess.

[The pictures of ice cream flash on screen whenever the two Digimon say their incredibly original names. They really put a lot of effort into this little spiel. Never mind that those are just normal ice cream flavors.]

So come on down to the Ice Cream Shoppe, people! This stuff's only while supplies last, and before we get in trouble. Definitely before we get in trouble.

Too busy to come down? Well that just means you're a silly!

Seriously. Do it anyway.

As an added bonus for surviving the trip over here, me and my darling Sheepmon will even come up with a flavor just for you! Who WOULDN'T want a delicious dairy treat named after them? Fearless.

[[ooc: Replies will come from either Sprocket (blue text) or You (pink text), plus the added possibility of either one of their partners.]]

Comments

[Video]

[headup_stickontheice]

[ . . . ]

[Look he can't help but ask--] Is there any dairy-free ice cream?

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[robotfightclub]

There sure is! It's just called ice.

[Sprocket no.]

[Video]

[headup_stickontheice]

[Low groan.]

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

...

[Sheep blink.]

Who invited you.

[YOU. NO.]

[Video]

[headup_stickontheice]

H-hey, what happened to customer appreciation?! It never hurts to ask!

[Video]

[lionhearted_destiny]

Sprocket, You, this is a great idea! Oh, it's so hot though! Are you sure you can't do deliveries.

[Video]

[robotfightclub]

[Sprocket glances outside the window. The way the very air seems to ripple on its own is enough of an answer for him.]

I can't be any surer, short stuff.

[Video]

[lionhearted_destiny]

[She sighs...and...] Had to try... I guess that means...

It's time to brave the boiling scorching desert-like heat, ruff!

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Oh, her fluff just puffs proudly at that.]

Awww thanks! It was mostly Sprocket's idea, so give him that!

...

No way, Jose-lina~ Think of the ice cream as the trophy to your race! The holy grail to your Quest for Camelot!

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[lionhearted_destiny]

Alright, alright. I'd better get a real good flavor, then, okay?

[guilmon]

Hey, you're the Bullmon whose Tamer used to be a motorcycle, right? Or was it an ice cream truck?

[He's pretty sure it was a motorcycle, but now that he's talking about ice cream, Guilmon can't be too sure. Hrm...

Oh well, the important part is ice cream! It may not be bread, but it's still tasty.]

But why would you guys get in trouble? Isn't it good to share things? Especially when it's so hot.

[robotfightclub]

She's a motor ice cream cycle mobile! I'm glad you remembered!

[Because anyone who remembers his dumbshit is a friend of his.]

I don't think we'd get in trouble. Sharing is caring, as they say. Although some people like to think sharing is only caring if the customer is paying the right price.

And we might have lowered that price.



Without telling anyone.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Weeeellll~

Yeah, Sprocket hit the nail on the head! But I mean--HELLO!--It's a sale right?

That's how sales work! You gotta give a little to get a little!

[Video]

[treacherous_widow]

[Blackarachnia was just going to stay inside today. Yes, she was used to deserts and unpredictable weather, but this was a little much for the bot turned human.

Then she saw this and it just made her laugh.]

I'm almost tempted to come down just to try Bulkhead's flavor.

[Dorumon peers into the screen, just under her partner's arm.]

I wouldn't mind vanilla! Or um.. whatever flavor the blue and pink is.

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[robotfightclub]

You should, it's great! It's got green, it's got chips, how could you go wrong?

[He examines all his beautiful "creations", then raises an eyebrow when Dorumon mentions the blue and pink.]

I really have no clue what the blue and pink one is... I wanna say... some kind of mutant watermelon...

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[No one would have blamed you, Blackarachnia. It's pretty scorching.]

Mint! I mean, what better way to cool yourself off with some fresh, tasty mint! Only one easy payment of...some amount of bits.

[Yes, she is being world's worst sales sheep.]

Well, either can be yours, just mosey on down here!

[calibrates_big_guns]

[After pestering Garrus for some money, Archangel is right over, looking like ... well, a kid at an ice cream shop. It's heaven for the little guy. At first, he's excited, darting around the display case, looking over all the flavors, his little face pressed up against the glass in a look of pure delight. But then, he comes to a sobering realization ...

[He can only has enough money for one!!! He almost looks like he's gonna cry ...]

It's not fair ... they all look really good ...

[robotfightclub]

Life's hard, little buddy.

[By this time Arcee's also out by the counter, trying to do damage control. Call it a hunch, but she has a feeling the other half of those half off prices Sprocket set up are coming out of her paycheck.]

It's not like these flavors ever change. Just try a different one next time.

Arcee, that is not how you talk to customers. Clearly the solution is taking a little bit of everything and mixing it up into one super flavor.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Well, allow You to help you decide, little one! She peers into the glass that Archangel currently is gazing into, those yellow eyes glistening.]

Heyyy~ C'mon, it's not like deals like this are gone forever!

[Seriously, they're there all the time.]

Are you feeling daring?

[didntknowwasthere]

Do I get free ice cream if I know Arcee and Wheeljack?

[This is important.]

[robotfightclub]

[...]

Tell you what, I'll let you have the ice cream for free if you first give me a certain number of Bits.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[...]

Hey, if I don't get a discount for knowing them, then neither do you!

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[bigsoftie]

...Can I try them all?

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

[That sheep fluff shakes as her eyes glisten. You sir, have made her day.]

If ya got the goods.

[That's her best gangster accent. It's pretty bad.]

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[robotfightclub]

I don't see why not. I for one am also a fan of the flavor "A Giant Mess".