[Video] Ice cream? Ice cream.

[robotfightclub]

[The video opens up up to the Ice Cream Shoppe in all its ice cream glory. The people who started said video? A Bullmon and Sheepmon who look extra excited for some reason. There’s even a cute little jingle playing somehow, as if this were some kind of commercial--

Oh.

...Oh.]

Hey there boys and girls! Enjoying this super unnecessary heatwave? Haven’t had your faces melted off yet? Wanna stick something in that unmelted face of yours? Well guess what’s great on a hot not-actually-summer day? Say it with me now: Ice cream!

To celebrate my new favorite holiday, Blistering Heat Day, we’re having an extra special special at the Ice Cream Shoppe! Check out such amazing flavors like

Blue and Pink Arcee Deliciousness. None of the grump, all of the sweetness.

Wheeljack Cookie Explosion! Just as exciting, half as dangerous.

Minty, Chippy, Bulkhead Bananza. Guaranteed not to enlarge your chin.

Optimus Primesicle. ...It's a popsicle to show your true red and blue spirit!

Aaaaaaand… Ultra Magnus. He... he can be, um… vanilla. Bam. I guess.

[The pictures of ice cream flash on screen whenever the two Digimon say their incredibly original names. They really put a lot of effort into this little spiel. Never mind that those are just normal ice cream flavors.]

So come on down to the Ice Cream Shoppe, people! This stuff's only while supplies last, and before we get in trouble. Definitely before we get in trouble.

Too busy to come down? Well that just means you're a silly!

Seriously. Do it anyway.

As an added bonus for surviving the trip over here, me and my darling Sheepmon will even come up with a flavor just for you! Who WOULDN'T want a delicious dairy treat named after them? Fearless.

[[ooc: Replies will come from either Sprocket (blue text) or You (pink text), plus the added possibility of either one of their partners.]]

Comments

[robotfightclub]

Life's hard, little buddy.

[By this time Arcee's also out by the counter, trying to do damage control. Call it a hunch, but she has a feeling the other half of those half off prices Sprocket set up are coming out of her paycheck.]

It's not like these flavors ever change. Just try a different one next time.

Arcee, that is not how you talk to customers. Clearly the solution is taking a little bit of everything and mixing it up into one super flavor.

[calibrates_big_guns]

[Oh ... my ... GOD.]

You can do that?!

[robotfightclub]

Sure, why not? Just take a little bit of everything until it's the size of one scoop and it's practically legal!

Practically.

So what do you say? I'm a fan of special orders.

[calibrates_big_guns]

[Patamon nods, that gigantic smile back on his face.]

Yeah! Let's do it!

[robotfightclub]

[Arcee grabs a scoop and begins scooping a little from each one. Boy, doesn't that look...delightful.]

Cone or bowl?

[This is IMPORTANT.]

[calibrates_big_guns]

Oh! Uh ....

[Archangel puts a paw to his chin. So many hard choices today ...]

Cone!

[robotfightclub]

[And thus that mess of a flavor is slapped onto a cone. Despite her usual coldness, Arcee is surprisingly pleasant when she hands to ice cream over to Archangel.]

Enjoy, squirt.

[calibrates_big_guns]

Thanks, Miss Arcee.

[Patamon smiles brightly as he takes his ice cream, licking the weird multicolor swirl and humming his approval. Apparently he likes it.]