[Video] Ice cream? Ice cream.

[robotfightclub]

[The video opens up up to the Ice Cream Shoppe in all its ice cream glory. The people who started said video? A Bullmon and Sheepmon who look extra excited for some reason. There’s even a cute little jingle playing somehow, as if this were some kind of commercial--

Oh.

...Oh.]

Hey there boys and girls! Enjoying this super unnecessary heatwave? Haven’t had your faces melted off yet? Wanna stick something in that unmelted face of yours? Well guess what’s great on a hot not-actually-summer day? Say it with me now: Ice cream!

To celebrate my new favorite holiday, Blistering Heat Day, we’re having an extra special special at the Ice Cream Shoppe! Check out such amazing flavors like

Blue and Pink Arcee Deliciousness. None of the grump, all of the sweetness.

Wheeljack Cookie Explosion! Just as exciting, half as dangerous.

Minty, Chippy, Bulkhead Bananza. Guaranteed not to enlarge your chin.

Optimus Primesicle. ...It's a popsicle to show your true red and blue spirit!

Aaaaaaand… Ultra Magnus. He... he can be, um… vanilla. Bam. I guess.

[The pictures of ice cream flash on screen whenever the two Digimon say their incredibly original names. They really put a lot of effort into this little spiel. Never mind that those are just normal ice cream flavors.]

So come on down to the Ice Cream Shoppe, people! This stuff's only while supplies last, and before we get in trouble. Definitely before we get in trouble.

Too busy to come down? Well that just means you're a silly!

Seriously. Do it anyway.

As an added bonus for surviving the trip over here, me and my darling Sheepmon will even come up with a flavor just for you! Who WOULDN'T want a delicious dairy treat named after them? Fearless.

[[ooc: Replies will come from either Sprocket (blue text) or You (pink text), plus the added possibility of either one of their partners.]]

Comments

Re: [Video]

[treacherous_widow]

[Blackarahnia snickers. You know what. Why not. This way she can weird her roommate out a little by mentioning she knows what he tastes like.]

...Mutant watermelon? Awesome!

[Dorumon may... be trying to tug Blackarachnia out the door after that and she's too amused to stop the fuzzy digimon.]

[Video]

[robotfightclub]

I know, right? Who doesn't love mutated fruit? Better hurry before it's all gone~

[After all, they have SOOO many customers right now. A grand total of none.]

Re: [Video]

[treacherous_widow]

[Don't worry, they're braving the heat and on their way.]

[Video]

[robotfightclub]

[And while they're on their way, Sprocket will just sweep shop and make it look pretty for the customers he was able to fish in. Don't ask how a giant bull is able to sweep. I don't even think he knows.]

Re: [Video]

[treacherous_widow]

[When they arrive Dorumon makes a beeline for the icecream counter. Blackarachnia just looks amused and taking her time.]

Alright, we're here.

I want vanilla and Arcee flavors!

[Video]

[robotfightclub]

[Sprocket scrambles as best he can to get himself back behind the counter. It's about as graceful as a giant bull in an ice cream shop can get.]

Coming right up! Just...hang on. I can't... I can't scoop.

[He stares at his hooves, then back at the ice cream. It's like this problem JUST occurred to him despite working here forever.]

What's going on?

[As if by amazing timing, someone with hands Arcee walks in. Customers? They actually have customers?]

Re: [Video]

[treacherous_widow]

[For a moment Dorumon looked like she was ready to offer helping scoop the icecream if it meant she could get some. And potentially give herself a larger helping when Arcee arrived.]

Apparently, there are themed ice cream flavors today.

[Don't look so surprised. ]