[Video] Ice cream? Ice cream.

[robotfightclub]

[The video opens up up to the Ice Cream Shoppe in all its ice cream glory. The people who started said video? A Bullmon and Sheepmon who look extra excited for some reason. There’s even a cute little jingle playing somehow, as if this were some kind of commercial--

Oh.

...Oh.]

Hey there boys and girls! Enjoying this super unnecessary heatwave? Haven’t had your faces melted off yet? Wanna stick something in that unmelted face of yours? Well guess what’s great on a hot not-actually-summer day? Say it with me now: Ice cream!

To celebrate my new favorite holiday, Blistering Heat Day, we’re having an extra special special at the Ice Cream Shoppe! Check out such amazing flavors like

Blue and Pink Arcee Deliciousness. None of the grump, all of the sweetness.

Wheeljack Cookie Explosion! Just as exciting, half as dangerous.

Minty, Chippy, Bulkhead Bananza. Guaranteed not to enlarge your chin.

Optimus Primesicle. ...It's a popsicle to show your true red and blue spirit!

Aaaaaaand… Ultra Magnus. He... he can be, um… vanilla. Bam. I guess.

[The pictures of ice cream flash on screen whenever the two Digimon say their incredibly original names. They really put a lot of effort into this little spiel. Never mind that those are just normal ice cream flavors.]

So come on down to the Ice Cream Shoppe, people! This stuff's only while supplies last, and before we get in trouble. Definitely before we get in trouble.

Too busy to come down? Well that just means you're a silly!

Seriously. Do it anyway.

As an added bonus for surviving the trip over here, me and my darling Sheepmon will even come up with a flavor just for you! Who WOULDN'T want a delicious dairy treat named after them? Fearless.

[[ooc: Replies will come from either Sprocket (blue text) or You (pink text), plus the added possibility of either one of their partners.]]

Comments

[guilmon]

Hey, you're the Bullmon whose Tamer used to be a motorcycle, right? Or was it an ice cream truck?

[He's pretty sure it was a motorcycle, but now that he's talking about ice cream, Guilmon can't be too sure. Hrm...

Oh well, the important part is ice cream! It may not be bread, but it's still tasty.]

But why would you guys get in trouble? Isn't it good to share things? Especially when it's so hot.

[robotfightclub]

She's a motor ice cream cycle mobile! I'm glad you remembered!

[Because anyone who remembers his dumbshit is a friend of his.]

I don't think we'd get in trouble. Sharing is caring, as they say. Although some people like to think sharing is only caring if the customer is paying the right price.

And we might have lowered that price.



Without telling anyone.

[guilmon]

[Uh oh! That definitely does sound like there could be trouble. Maybe...

But then, Guilmon got free bread from the Matsuda bakery, and it is hot... Hm, this is a predicament.]

Well, don't some places do special sales? I think they do, anyway. And it's so hot that I bet lots more people will want the ice cream than they normally would. So, even if it's cheaper, you still make lots of money, right? If you think of it that way, then maybe you won't get in trouble. You could get a... pr... promotion? Guilmon thinks that's what it's called...

[robotfightclub]

That's if we get any customers at all.

[He looks off to the side, disgruntled.]

I mean, I get it, it's hot as hell. I had to walk in it myself. But it's starting to feel like I was the ONLY one willing to do it.

Well, me and everyone else here. We're the true heroes.

[guilmon]

Mm! You're true ice cream heroes!

[He says this with a laugh. C'mon, don't be so grumpy! It's good to let people know about this sort of thing.]

Guilmon could try and come over there. It's getting way too hot, and I bet even the rivers are warm now. Ice cream sounds much better!

[robotfightclub]

[It is good. He just needs to keep telling himself that.]

Here at Frigimon's Ice Cream Shoppe, we are also fans of air conditioning. Mostly because I'm pretty sure they'd die without it! So yes, definitely better than a river that's probably boiling by now.

[guilmon]

Air conditioning?

[Sprocket just said the magic world because Guilmon's eyes are now sparkling. Air conditioning!]

Then Guilmon needs to get there right away! Air conditioning and ice cream, ice cream and air conditioning... I hope there's not a big line outside!

[robotfightclub]

Guilmon better. This line is out of control, you might miss all the fun.

[Never mind that he just complained about the lack of customers.]

No pushing you guys, come on, calm down. I SAID NO PUSHING.

[He might need backup for all these imaginary people.]

[guilmon]

[Guilmon, being fairly gullible, rushes outside the second Sprocket pretends there's a crowd. Please don't mind the shaky video footage and any dizziness it may cause.]

Aaah, Guilmon's hurrying. Hurrying right now! Please don't get too long, line!

[Nevermind the fact that running in heat is counterproductive. He didn't think this all the way through.]

[robotfightclub]

Oh no, it's a riot! I'm not sure how much longer I can hold them off!

[He starts making staticy noises with his mouth before turning the feed off. See you soon at the shoppe, Guilmon!]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Weeeellll~

Yeah, Sprocket hit the nail on the head! But I mean--HELLO!--It's a sale right?

That's how sales work! You gotta give a little to get a little!

[guilmon]

Mm! Guilmon understands. Takato's family runs a bread store, and that's kind of like running an ice cream store, isn't it? Only bread doesn't melt. It'd have to be really hot for that to happen!

[Guilmon's just going to hope he didn't jinx it.]

So, which flavor do you think is best? Guilmon hasn't had a lot of ice cream before, and they all look so good!

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Oh wow, yeah it'd take a LOT of heat to melt bread. Like...lava.

Wait, is that how lavacake is formed? Oh man I think I just discovered the universe.

[...Just ignore all of that.]

Hmmm well I'm personally fond of Blue and Pink Arcee Deliciousness.

But you can't go wrong with Vanilla!

[guilmon]

There's cakes with lava inside?!

[You, you have just fueled Guilmon's curiosity. His eyes have widened, his jaw's dropped, and he's staring in awe as he envisions this molten monstrosity.]

But how do you eat it if it's got lava inside? Wouldn't that hurt? Guilmon knows he'd need ice cream after trying something like that, and that pink and blue kind did look good!

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Her eyes widen, leaning into the D-terminal.]

I know, right?

You know what? After this heatwave, let's make it a mission. To find the secrets of the lava cake.

Maybe when it's cold out--then it balances out the lava!

[A pause.]

Soooo~ Arcee Deliciousness for you?

[guilmon]

A mission with cake?

[This is the best idea ever, and Guilmon nods eagerly, complete with a giggle.]

That's the best kind of mission! But where will we start? Do we try making a cake? Eating one? There's so many ways you could do it, and--

[...right, ice cream.]

Arcee Deliciousness sounds good! Guilmon's already on his way. The line isn't too bad, right?

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[She tilts her head a moment, deep in thought.]

Tell ya what! After this crazy heatwave or whatever, we begin mission Lava Cake! Sound good?

[And then sheep smirk.]

Only if you hurry!