[Video] Ice cream? Ice cream.

[robotfightclub]

[The video opens up up to the Ice Cream Shoppe in all its ice cream glory. The people who started said video? A Bullmon and Sheepmon who look extra excited for some reason. There’s even a cute little jingle playing somehow, as if this were some kind of commercial--

Oh.

...Oh.]

Hey there boys and girls! Enjoying this super unnecessary heatwave? Haven’t had your faces melted off yet? Wanna stick something in that unmelted face of yours? Well guess what’s great on a hot not-actually-summer day? Say it with me now: Ice cream!

To celebrate my new favorite holiday, Blistering Heat Day, we’re having an extra special special at the Ice Cream Shoppe! Check out such amazing flavors like

Blue and Pink Arcee Deliciousness. None of the grump, all of the sweetness.

Wheeljack Cookie Explosion! Just as exciting, half as dangerous.

Minty, Chippy, Bulkhead Bananza. Guaranteed not to enlarge your chin.

Optimus Primesicle. ...It's a popsicle to show your true red and blue spirit!

Aaaaaaand… Ultra Magnus. He... he can be, um… vanilla. Bam. I guess.

[The pictures of ice cream flash on screen whenever the two Digimon say their incredibly original names. They really put a lot of effort into this little spiel. Never mind that those are just normal ice cream flavors.]

So come on down to the Ice Cream Shoppe, people! This stuff's only while supplies last, and before we get in trouble. Definitely before we get in trouble.

Too busy to come down? Well that just means you're a silly!

Seriously. Do it anyway.

As an added bonus for surviving the trip over here, me and my darling Sheepmon will even come up with a flavor just for you! Who WOULDN'T want a delicious dairy treat named after them? Fearless.

[[ooc: Replies will come from either Sprocket (blue text) or You (pink text), plus the added possibility of either one of their partners.]]

Comments

[robotfightclub]

That's if we get any customers at all.

[He looks off to the side, disgruntled.]

I mean, I get it, it's hot as hell. I had to walk in it myself. But it's starting to feel like I was the ONLY one willing to do it.

Well, me and everyone else here. We're the true heroes.

[guilmon]

Mm! You're true ice cream heroes!

[He says this with a laugh. C'mon, don't be so grumpy! It's good to let people know about this sort of thing.]

Guilmon could try and come over there. It's getting way too hot, and I bet even the rivers are warm now. Ice cream sounds much better!

[robotfightclub]

[It is good. He just needs to keep telling himself that.]

Here at Frigimon's Ice Cream Shoppe, we are also fans of air conditioning. Mostly because I'm pretty sure they'd die without it! So yes, definitely better than a river that's probably boiling by now.

[guilmon]

Air conditioning?

[Sprocket just said the magic world because Guilmon's eyes are now sparkling. Air conditioning!]

Then Guilmon needs to get there right away! Air conditioning and ice cream, ice cream and air conditioning... I hope there's not a big line outside!

[robotfightclub]

Guilmon better. This line is out of control, you might miss all the fun.

[Never mind that he just complained about the lack of customers.]

No pushing you guys, come on, calm down. I SAID NO PUSHING.

[He might need backup for all these imaginary people.]

[guilmon]

[Guilmon, being fairly gullible, rushes outside the second Sprocket pretends there's a crowd. Please don't mind the shaky video footage and any dizziness it may cause.]

Aaah, Guilmon's hurrying. Hurrying right now! Please don't get too long, line!

[Nevermind the fact that running in heat is counterproductive. He didn't think this all the way through.]

[robotfightclub]

Oh no, it's a riot! I'm not sure how much longer I can hold them off!

[He starts making staticy noises with his mouth before turning the feed off. See you soon at the shoppe, Guilmon!]