themainframe | [Video] Ice cream? Ice cream.

[The video opens up up to the Ice Cream Shoppe in all its ice cream glory. The people who started said video? A Bullmon and Sheepmon who look extra excited for some reason. There’s even a cute little jingle playing somehow, as if this were some kind of commercial--

Oh.

...Oh.]

Hey there boys and girls! Enjoying this super unnecessary heatwave? Haven’t had your faces melted off yet? Wanna stick something in that unmelted face of yours? Well guess what’s great on a hot not-actually-summer day? Say it with me now: Ice cream!

To celebrate my new favorite holiday, Blistering Heat Day, we’re having an extra special special at the Ice Cream Shoppe! Check out such amazing flavors like

Blue and Pink Arcee Deliciousness. None of the grump, all of the sweetness.

Wheeljack Cookie Explosion! Just as exciting, half as dangerous.

Minty, Chippy, Bulkhead Bananza. Guaranteed not to enlarge your chin.

Optimus Primesicle. ...It's a popsicle to show your true red and blue spirit!

Aaaaaaand… Ultra Magnus. He... he can be, um… vanilla. Bam. I guess.

[The pictures of ice cream flash on screen whenever the two Digimon say their incredibly original names. They really put a lot of effort into this little spiel. Never mind that those are just normal ice cream flavors.]

So come on down to the Ice Cream Shoppe, people! This stuff's only while supplies last, and before we get in trouble. Definitely before we get in trouble.

Too busy to come down? Well that just means you're a silly!

Seriously. Do it anyway.

As an added bonus for surviving the trip over here, me and my darling Sheepmon will even come up with a flavor just for you! Who WOULDN'T want a delicious dairy treat named after them? Fearless.

[[ooc: Replies will come from either Sprocket (blue text) or You (pink text), plus the added possibility of either one of their partners.]]

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Okay, okay~!

We'll see what we can do for you, bub.

Do you like water? Water's tasty and less fattening. Frozen water's even better!

[She picks up a little popsicle in her mouth, shaking it slightly for emphasis.]

[No ice cream for Cam. :c ] They really don't have any in them? At all? ...Yeah, maybe.

What, you're allergic or something?

[That's the only reason she can think of, at least.]

Pretty sure! Unless you count red stuff and blue stuff as milk.

[Why's it always embarrassing for him to admit? He nods and bites his lip.] Y-yeeah... I've gotten sick off some kinds of popsicles before, so...

[Oh, stop Campbell. She's a sucker for faces like that.]

Oh no! Just because of milk? That certainly won't do.

Don't you worry, I'll freeze the ice myself so I know there's no milk! Just get your little teenage butt down here before you melt!

[What a nice sheep. He can't help but stammer a bit.] Th-thank you, I-- ...you're a lot nicer than the bull. [Kid.] I'll...be right over.

[Before the feed cuts, she leans in and whispers.]

Sometimes I think he puts up that to act all macho. It's kind of cute.

See you in a few!