themainframe | [Video] Ice cream? Ice cream.

[The video opens up up to the Ice Cream Shoppe in all its ice cream glory. The people who started said video? A Bullmon and Sheepmon who look extra excited for some reason. There’s even a cute little jingle playing somehow, as if this were some kind of commercial--

Oh.

...Oh.]

Hey there boys and girls! Enjoying this super unnecessary heatwave? Haven’t had your faces melted off yet? Wanna stick something in that unmelted face of yours? Well guess what’s great on a hot not-actually-summer day? Say it with me now: Ice cream!

To celebrate my new favorite holiday, Blistering Heat Day, we’re having an extra special special at the Ice Cream Shoppe! Check out such amazing flavors like

Blue and Pink Arcee Deliciousness. None of the grump, all of the sweetness.

Wheeljack Cookie Explosion! Just as exciting, half as dangerous.

Minty, Chippy, Bulkhead Bananza. Guaranteed not to enlarge your chin.

Optimus Primesicle. ...It's a popsicle to show your true red and blue spirit!

Aaaaaaand… Ultra Magnus. He... he can be, um… vanilla. Bam. I guess.

[The pictures of ice cream flash on screen whenever the two Digimon say their incredibly original names. They really put a lot of effort into this little spiel. Never mind that those are just normal ice cream flavors.]

So come on down to the Ice Cream Shoppe, people! This stuff's only while supplies last, and before we get in trouble. Definitely before we get in trouble.

Too busy to come down? Well that just means you're a silly!

Seriously. Do it anyway.

As an added bonus for surviving the trip over here, me and my darling Sheepmon will even come up with a flavor just for you! Who WOULDN'T want a delicious dairy treat named after them? Fearless.

[[ooc: Replies will come from either Sprocket (blue text) or You (pink text), plus the added possibility of either one of their partners.]]

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Cows are girls... [Grumble.] 'kay. Good, uh. Snow cones, usually don't. ...Thanks. Sorry.

[The heat makes him cranky.]

[It certainly does show.]

That's a shame because they speak highly of you.

...Who's they? ...The ice cream...?

[Confusion.]

[..........]

I-- Do you take everything seriously or am I just special? In that case, sorry I'm spoken for.

Wh-- ...you are the weirdest bull I've ever talked to!-- Oh, my God. I'll just get stuff from the Damemon.

Now you're just insulting me.

It wouldn't be a problem if you were nice like your-- girlfriend...? [DIGI-GIRLFRIEND?]

Yes. Girlfriend. You got a problem with that?

N-no!! No, I just didn't want to assume, s-sorry, I didn't mean anything by it I'm sure you're a wonderful couple!

You better believe we are! Other couples WISH they were as wonderful as us.

She also doesn't insult me.

Like you.

Y-you started it!

[Children.]

...Are you saying I started you insulting me? As in, you had no control over the things that came out of your mouth?

That's a lot of power. I knew I was special.

N-no, I mean, you did it first, so I-- so, it, you--

[Lucette pokes her cross face in.] Are you bullying my partner?

L-Lucette, no, d-don't--

No, I'm Bullmoning your partner. It's completely different!

[Wow this just got exciting.]

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[NO......]

What a mean little...! Where is your Chosen?!

Please, he didn't...

I dunno, in the back probably.

[bull shrug]

I am coming with you to this ice cream shop, Campbell, and when I get there I am going to tell this bully's partner just what a little brat he is!

[She's already leaving...] No, Lucette-- no, come on, please-- [He looks at the camera and winces.] We were just, joking around, come on--

[He can't help but laugh at that. Little? Excuse you, he is a giant brat.

Wait, no...just giant.]

You... You're gonna tell on me? That's your master plan? To Arcee of all people? Haha, oh wow! No, come on. Come over here on Blistering Heat Day and tell her your thoughts. While she's working. She'll just LOOOOVE that!

[Cam just. Stares. Blankly. At Sprocket. He was giving you an out, good sir. Why.

Lucette just grabs Cam's arm and starts to pull him along.]

I'll tell her that your attitude is frightening off customers! We won't buy a single thing.

B-but the Sheepmon said, uh--

No! We can take our business elsewhere, if this is how the help treats people!

[Despite this, he continues snickering. Sprocket may have found his new favorite person. You know, next to Sheepmon.]

So you're gonna walk your partner all the way out here in the heat just to tell me off and not even get him an ice cube to make up for the trouble? Some partner. I hope he doesn't get heat stroke or something.

Gosh, I'd hate to see how you react to a knock knock joke.

[And then, just in time, a voice calls from the background.]

What's going on now?

[Before Lucette can say another word, Cam says very loudly:] Nothing is going on, no one is fighting at all.

[That's not very convincing.]

[No, it isn't, but she doesn't want to babysit right now, either. Arcee's voice continues to stay in the background but the sternness is obvious regardless.]

Good. Keep it that way.

Yes ma'am. [It's very likely she can't hear that...]

I bet he's not even going to listen--

[Cam pulls the D-Terminal away from her and pushes her back, wincing slightly.] I'm getting something from the Damemon, you are sitting in the corner, and you --[To Bullmon:] ...tell Sheepmon I'm not coming after all, please.