themainframe | [Video] Ice cream? Ice cream.

[The video opens up up to the Ice Cream Shoppe in all its ice cream glory. The people who started said video? A Bullmon and Sheepmon who look extra excited for some reason. There’s even a cute little jingle playing somehow, as if this were some kind of commercial--

Oh.

...Oh.]

Hey there boys and girls! Enjoying this super unnecessary heatwave? Haven’t had your faces melted off yet? Wanna stick something in that unmelted face of yours? Well guess what’s great on a hot not-actually-summer day? Say it with me now: Ice cream!

To celebrate my new favorite holiday, Blistering Heat Day, we’re having an extra special special at the Ice Cream Shoppe! Check out such amazing flavors like

Blue and Pink Arcee Deliciousness. None of the grump, all of the sweetness.

Wheeljack Cookie Explosion! Just as exciting, half as dangerous.

Minty, Chippy, Bulkhead Bananza. Guaranteed not to enlarge your chin.

Optimus Primesicle. ...It's a popsicle to show your true red and blue spirit!

Aaaaaaand… Ultra Magnus. He... he can be, um… vanilla. Bam. I guess.

[The pictures of ice cream flash on screen whenever the two Digimon say their incredibly original names. They really put a lot of effort into this little spiel. Never mind that those are just normal ice cream flavors.]

So come on down to the Ice Cream Shoppe, people! This stuff's only while supplies last, and before we get in trouble. Definitely before we get in trouble.

Too busy to come down? Well that just means you're a silly!

Seriously. Do it anyway.

As an added bonus for surviving the trip over here, me and my darling Sheepmon will even come up with a flavor just for you! Who WOULDN'T want a delicious dairy treat named after them? Fearless.

[[ooc: Replies will come from either Sprocket (blue text) or You (pink text), plus the added possibility of either one of their partners.]]

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[That sheep fluff shakes as her eyes glisten. You sir, have made her day.]

If ya got the goods.

[That's her best gangster accent. It's pretty bad.]

What are you, a pillow?

...goods?

Excuse you, but I am a sheep.

Not that you would know the difference. You never looked that closely.

[She turns her attention to Leatherhead.]

You know, Bits!

If I looked closely, I'd see more wool.

Oh right...

[He keeps leaving his bits at home.]

Are there any free ice cream?

[...]

Weeeellllll...

Maybe we can give you some if you promise to pay us back pronto!

Would that be alright?

[She seems to look both ways before leaning in, her voice a whisper]

Juuuust this once.

[Trying to speak to her level, he tries to imitate her whisper.]

Thank yooou.