themainframe | ♔ 007; [video]

Psssst. Hey. Hey you. Over here, check your terminal~

[Whispering conspiratorially over the D-Terminal is...a Piximon. How odd. Has she been seen in the city at all before? ~~Probably not. She's been busy annoying her partner wth her shiny new Ultimate form because wow holy shit it's got wings and is super fast.~~]

Listen, listen~ I know you're all suuuuper busy with all the...uh...

[She turns and looks out the window at the mob of inexplicably falling Digimon before turning back and pointing at the window behind her.]

...all the that. Stay inside and be safe, alright? Maybe put a mattress outside for them to land on~♥

[Was there a point to this?]

Listen, listen, there's something I want you to help me with next week! My partner, I think he's kinda lonely. He doesn't have a whole lot of friends and he's pretty dumb about the ones he does have. And he hasn't told anybody but me, but it's his birthday next week, on the third. So that's where you come in~♥

Somebody just say hi and be nice to him then, okay okay? And if you want to come by with a cake, I sure wouldn't mind that.

[and thus her true intentions come to light...]

Whoops...I'm pretty sure he's coming back, so you didn't hear anything from me, got it?

[And right on cue, Waver walks in--scrambles, really--with a very angry Gatomon beating the everloving shit out of his head.]

GET IT OFF ME GETITOFFME--!

[if ever there was a well-timed video cutoff, that might have been it.]

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It's this really delicious thing made out of sugar and...and, uh...probably other things that aren't sugar that are less important.

Edited 2013-09-26 23:43 (UTC)

What's sugar?

Man, you really do have a lot to learn. What's Waver think he's doing, not introducing you to fun stuff like that first?

We're talking about human society. [Woooooow.]

Edited 2013-09-27 00:30 (UTC)

Booooring. Food's a lot more fun and interesting than that.

Well, I think it's fascinating.

But there's a lot more fun stuff than just talking about society forever. Like birthdays and cake and parties.

Yes, obviously, but learning how humans function and why they do what they do is equally important.

He should probably hurry up and get that over with so you can get to all the fun stuff.

But there's so much to learn. I didn't realize each group of humans has their own rules and structure.

They've got their own food, too.

[piximon for fuck's sake.]

Human food doesn't taste as good as fresh-kill anyway.

Picky, picky~ Oh well.

I guess I'll try and find a cake, either way. Mami's good at...baking, so maybe...

[FOOD TIME WITH THE MAGICAL GIRL AND THE CAT?!]

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