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[wheeljackofalltrades]

 [It's one of the rare moments that Wheeljack doesn't have the D-Terminal on his person.  You isn't one to waste an opportunity like this--she's been itching to find out some information on a very, very important topic. The feed opens up to...an empty room in Wheeljack's apartment, with two yellow Sheepmon eyes blinking curiously at the screen.

And when she speaks, it's a total whisper.]

Okay, so like...I've been wondering--

Saaaayyyy I had a boyfriend, who may or may notttt be a cow. And I want to get him something like totally cool and not-stupid. What would I get him? 

Don't say flours. Wheeljack tried that once and it ended horribly and there was flour everywhere and I'd REALLY not like to get more flour in my fur or wool or whatever I happen to have during that point in time because as much as I like baths its not like I want them for hours on end and I'm sure you don't I mean I don't because my names ' You'  but you-you really don't either right? Right.

Oh, And speaking of!  If you have any tips for how to impress lady friends~ Give me a ring! I know someone who could use it.

Comments

audio;

[fuckinstoplights]

... What is a "boyfriend"?

audio;

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Boy have you come to the right sheep, Kagerou.]

A boyfriend is like...a guy you really like and you want to take out on dates and cuddle and smooch and have them buy you chocolates and go on ferris wheels and confess your love and then you just sigh dreamily looking at the stars and he asks "You know what would be cool?" and you're like "what?" and he's like "If we both ate a whole cake" and then you go do that!

audio;

[fuckinstoplights]

[He has no idea what a ferris wheel or cake is but okay then, sheep.]

You have one of those things?

audio;

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Shhh, trivial details.]

You betcha! And IIII got the best one.

audio;

[fuckinstoplights]

Who is it?

audio;

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Why, Bullmon of course!

[She says this as if everyone in the whole wide world should know.]

audio;

[fuckinstoplights]

...

Who?

audio;

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[...]

You know, the giant bull?

audio;

[fuckinstoplights]

What is a... bull?

audio;

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Where did you grow up? Under a rock?

A bull is a boy cow! 'Mooooooooo' and all that stuff.

audio;

[fuckinstoplights]

No... Animal data was never included in my original programming... it wasn't necessary for a -- [His voice gets a little bitter whoops] -- 'disposable unit'.

You want to date a cow?

audio;

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Wow...that's kind of RUDE. Don't you worry, I'll teach you all about the animals of the world.

Lesson one, I am a sheep.

audio;

[fuckinstoplights]

Human beings didn't believe I was worth it. It was just how things were.

... I thought you were one of the mon-creatures.

audio;

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[She almost waves a hoof dismissively...not that you can see.]

I know it's hard to believe but...very rarely are humans right on anything. You just gotta boop em on the nose and go--

[She touches the hoof to the screen, as the audio percieves as a -clack-, whispering.]

--no.

audio;

[fuckinstoplights]

...

What does that do, then?

audio;

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[...]

A smack on the head and 'Stop that, You'.

audio;

[fuckinstoplights]

I don't understand.

audio;

[wheeljackofalltrades]

I guess you had to be there.

audio;

[fuckinstoplights]

I... guess so, yes.