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010 // [Video][Locked from Arcee (and Sprocket)]

[It's one of the rare moments that Wheeljack doesn't have the D-Terminal on his person. You isn't one to waste an opportunity like this--she's been itching to find out some information on a very, very important topic. The feed opens up to...an empty room in Wheeljack's apartment, with two yellow Sheepmon eyes blinking curiously at the screen.

And when she speaks, it's a total whisper.]

Okay, so like...I've been wondering--

Saaaayyyy I had a boyfriend, who may or may notttt be a cow. And I want to get him something like totally cool and not-stupid. What would I get him?

Don't say flours. Wheeljack tried that once and it ended horribly and there was flour everywhere and I'd REALLY not like to get more flour in my fur or wool or whatever I happen to have during that point in time because as much as I like baths its not like I want them for hours on end and I'm sure you don't I mean I don't because my names ' You' but you-you really don't either right? Right.

Oh, And speaking of! If you have any tips for how to impress lady friends~ Give me a ring! I know someone who could use it.

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[Duke turned it on, waiting to give a jackass answer.]

Hamburg--

[No you don't, Duke. Leatherhead snatches it from him. Thinking really hard. Maybe he and You can help each other with their respective love lives.]

I know that my friend likes food...maybe if you make it for your...boyfriend, he would like it.

[And she was about to run across the hall to shove Duke into a closet, but...thankfully Leatherhead stopped him.]

Why you--

Oh...Hi Leatherhead! Well, you know what they say, the way to a man's heart is his stomach! ...Or is it the other way around?

[He nods, kinda embarrassed about this whole deal.]

I think it is the first one.

It feels that way.

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[There's the sound of something sizzling in the background, as well as kitchen utensils being knocked together.]

You should make them a cake.

[At the very thought, You's eyes light up. Why hadn't she thought of that?]

You know, you can't go wrong with cake! The only question is...what flavour?

...wait. Aren't you a little too young for dating advice?

Magnus says I'm not allowed to date until I'm married but that doesn't mean I can't give advice!

[Look at that incredibly eager clam!}

You should totally do ice cream cake. Everyone loves ice cream!

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... Wait did he give flour or flowers? Because there is a big difference between the two you know.

Flours. Lots of Flour.

In a big box. I told him he was crazy but he said...that's what Garrus told him.

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And you didn't correct him?

And for your uh... boyfriend, maybe make him something? Things made by hand are the sweetest gifts!

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It depends on your intent, You.

If you and your boyfriend are still getting to know each other, something nice and simple is always good: I'd say sweets or maybe a melon? Ah, or something you made yourself if you can bake.

If it's something more serious, say... longterm, something that will last is better.

Yu! Of course you'd know! You seem like the type that's all up on that stuff.

[But she goes to thinking about that, judging what she'd be categorized in.]

I'd say nice and simple would be good then. For both of us. I mean...me and my friend.

[He smiles lightly, fighting the urge to blush: he DID kinda have a...reputation back home]

Well, everyone is different, so what they might like is up in the air. But I know back where I'm from it's a big deal for a girl to give a boy she likes chocolate that she made herself.

[He leaves out the holiday bit: it'd just be confusing]

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Well, umm... what does he like? I mean, telling us he might or might not be a cow doesn't really help us figure out things you should try getting him.

Hey, hey! I said 'cool and not-stupid'. That's a little more help!

[But she puts her brain to work, thinking this over.]

Well, he does like food...

Well, that's true. You probably can't go wrong with food if you can't think of anything else.

... But food kinda goes pretty quickly when you're talking about us. Is there anything else that he likes or likes to do?

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... What is a "boyfriend"?

[Boy have you come to the right sheep, Kagerou.]

A boyfriend is like...a guy you really like and you want to take out on dates and cuddle and smooch and have them buy you chocolates and go on ferris wheels and confess your love and then you just sigh dreamily looking at the stars and he asks "You know what would be cool?" and you're like "what?" and he's like "If we both ate a whole cake" and then you go do that!

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I don't think Garrus meant "flours". I think he meant "flowers".

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Ohhhhhhhh.

Wheeljack's an idiot.

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[Ah, matters of love! How adorable. But before Misfire can dispense his words of wisdom, there's one pressing matter at hand.]

What's a cow?

[...how does she describe a cow...]

They go moo.

[CLOSE ENOUGH!]

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Oh, for Sprocket? Hmmm... He seems like he'd like a lot of games...

[Childish is the word you're looking for.]

Oh! Hi Juri!

...You know, that's a good point...he does! Maybe I can get him a board game or something. Nothing says love like tabletop competitiveness!

[It's okay Campbell, you learn to love the bull jerk.]

Oooooh...maybe both. He HAS been a good boyfriend recently...

But I need a way to make the bell manly. He's got an image to upkeep.