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[It's one of the rare moments that Wheeljack doesn't have the D-Terminal on his person. You isn't one to waste an opportunity like this--she's been itching to find out some information on a very, very important topic. The feed opens up to...an empty room in Wheeljack's apartment, with two yellow Sheepmon eyes blinking curiously at the screen.

And when she speaks, it's a total whisper.]

Okay, so like...I've been wondering--

Saaaayyyy I had a boyfriend, who may or may notttt be a cow. And I want to get him something like totally cool and not-stupid. What would I get him?

Don't say flours. Wheeljack tried that once and it ended horribly and there was flour everywhere and I'd REALLY not like to get more flour in my fur or wool or whatever I happen to have during that point in time because as much as I like baths its not like I want them for hours on end and I'm sure you don't I mean I don't because my names ' You' but you-you really don't either right? Right.

Oh, And speaking of! If you have any tips for how to impress lady friends~ Give me a ring! I know someone who could use it.

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Yes. Yes he is.

But he's the studliest cow ever to walk the Digital World, right?

Riiiiight?

[Because this is probably what you wanted to do with your night, Campbell.]

...I have a girlfriend.

[This is his way of saying please stop this conversation.]

Then you shouldn't be attracted to him.

[She squints at him, leery.]

Capiche?

I'm not attracted to him, I'm-- I'm detracted to him.