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[wheeljackofalltrades]

 [It's one of the rare moments that Wheeljack doesn't have the D-Terminal on his person.  You isn't one to waste an opportunity like this--she's been itching to find out some information on a very, very important topic. The feed opens up to...an empty room in Wheeljack's apartment, with two yellow Sheepmon eyes blinking curiously at the screen.

And when she speaks, it's a total whisper.]

Okay, so like...I've been wondering--

Saaaayyyy I had a boyfriend, who may or may notttt be a cow. And I want to get him something like totally cool and not-stupid. What would I get him? 

Don't say flours. Wheeljack tried that once and it ended horribly and there was flour everywhere and I'd REALLY not like to get more flour in my fur or wool or whatever I happen to have during that point in time because as much as I like baths its not like I want them for hours on end and I'm sure you don't I mean I don't because my names ' You'  but you-you really don't either right? Right.

Oh, And speaking of!  If you have any tips for how to impress lady friends~ Give me a ring! I know someone who could use it.

Comments

[lovespinkbirdies]

A romantic date would probably work out, especially if you two are together.

But if you're looking for a gift... maybe something that'd make snuggling for you two easier? Or some toy for him to snuggle?

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Her eyes brighten up at that, as if what she said was the magical answer she was looking for.]

That's...that's brilliant!!

I know -JUST- what to make him! Thanks...uh...

You got a name? Or should I just call you Biyomon?

[lovespinkbirdies]

You're welcome!

And yeah, I'm just Biyomon. Back in the world that Chika and I came from, we didn't really go with the whole nickname thing.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Gotcha! Biyomon it is.

Sometime's it's better to keep it at your original name. Or else you get stuck with names like 'You'.

[lovespinkbirdies]

... Your name is You? How did that happen?

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[There's a slight pause, as if she's trying to figure out the right wording for this.]

My partner's kind of an idiot.

[...Blunt.]

[lovespinkbirdies]

... Oh. That definitely answers that.

[ Biyomon's really glad he didn't have that problem. ]

I guess saying that you didn't like the name didn't help, did it?

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Yes, consider yourself very lucky, Biyomon. She gives a weary roll of her eyes.]

Not really. He's an idiot and not terribly creative at the same time.

What a combo, huh.

[lovespinkbirdies]

Yeah... but at least he's not an idiot AND creative? Otherwise your name could've ended up worse, couldn't it?

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[And that makes her wool puff up in thought.]

...Good point.

I can only imagine what'd happen if he was creative. If I was named like...'buttface' or something.

[lovespinkbirdies]

... If someone tried to name me that, I think I'd have to hit them. Really really hard.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

I really wouldn't put it past my partner sometimes...

[Despite all the complaining, she did still adore him, but...he's a frustrating sort.]

Until he smartens up, I'll settle for You.

[lovespinkbirdies]

Yeah. That really sounds like the smartest thing you can do right now...

Though hopefully he'll get smarter soon.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

I wouldn't bet on it, but...

Thanks for the little 'oomph' of hope!

[lovespinkbirdies]

Anytime! I hope you have a nice date!