The emperor's clothes trick!

[elementofpeanutbutter]

[Trixie casually strolls out of her room with her PawnChessmon hot on her heels looking flustered. This is because she's only wearing her hat and her cape. She informs him to turn on the communicator and he fumbles with it as she passes through the living room heading for the door.

The first image to appear on the network is of her bubbly blue butt complete with matching moon and stars markings on the sides like a tattoo. The camera pans up and she turns to face the camera with a flourish of her cape and flashing her modest sized bare chest in the process]

Greetings adoring fans! It is I, the Great and Powerful Trixie!

And Trixie is curious. With the city all smashed up are there ANY businesses open? Preferably where Tricie can procure more of those lovely peanut butter crackers they had in the vending machine near the main Terminal?

[not even mentioning the nudity... Because why would she?]

Comments

[elementofpeanutbutter]

Hmm? Oh you mean minion. He's holding the camera. And when I asked he said that as far as he knew the shops were destroyed.

[shes moved outside now. Still not covered up and gosh you can tell it's bit cold out]

[fullofthorns]

Min...ion....[ She barely stifles a laugh. ] Man, I'm sorry for you, little guy. I hope she gets past this quick, for your sake.

Alright, look...if you come back inside, you can borrow some of my--well...no...they're probably way to big for you. You might fit Miwako's stuff. I got a sarong you can wear at least, too. Bus you at least need to cover up. And there's more shops in Palette Town that weren't damaged.

[elementofpeanutbutter]

Oh very well , Trixie will participate in this custom for now. But I still don't see why it's rude. Makes no sense. Of course we all love to dress for an occasion but there's no reason it should be hidden.

Is Trixie's human form offensive as it is? I mean...of course it's not Trixie's preferred form ...

[fullofthorns]

I don't think a body is offensive unless its entirely repulsive and grotesque per being unwashed or hideously plagued in some manner.

You have a very lovely body. I'm sure many will agree. But if you don't leave anything to the imagination, no one will ever bother with wanting to look at it. Would you rather people find you dull?

[elementofpeanutbutter]

[gasp!]

The Great and Powerful Trixie is never dull! She is the most entertaining of show ponies !

[another dramatic flourish of her cape]

[fullofthorns]

Well at this rate you're just gonna look like a one trick pony. You cover up, and you won't be social porridge.

[elementofpeanutbutter]

How irritating.

It's like saying without my magic that my body is all they'll care to see.

[fullofthorns]

Sometimes that's the case, sure, though not here in particular. Plenty of people won't be making efforts to see what you've got, just to be polite.

Look, Oz.

Personally, I don't care if you wanna run around flashin' your junk all day, but I know some people will think its gross, some will think its rude, and some will even be scared. Its gonna get a lot more negative reactions than positive ones, and if you want people to like you or think anything you can do is interesting, you've gonna have to make sure they ain't distracted by your ass hangin' out.

[elementofpeanutbutter]

Trixie appreciates your warning and is becoming increasingly concerned that humans are particularly sensitive and have strange customs.

Is it always like this?

[fullofthorns]

You have no idea. Man. Humans are a hot mess most of the time. Sometimes even I don't understand them, and I have to work with 'em all the time.

[elementofpeanutbutter]

[At least Trixie's using her cape to cover herself now]

Then what does that make you if not a human?

[fullofthorns]

I...don't really know what I am. A mutt. [ She shrugs, rolling her eyes and brushing it off. ]

A lot of things, with a human shape. I'm a Guardian. Simple as that. I could even be unicorn, somewhere in there.

[elementofpeanutbutter]

Peculiar, but Trixie supposes given our current situation anything is possible.

...and if it's so offensive to be naked how come the Digimon get away with it? Minion wears armor all the time so that's not an issue but still.

[fullofthorns]

Well I guess mostly because as far as anyone knows, Digimon ain't got genitals. [ She remarks, tapping her chin lightly. ]

Unless you don't either. I wasn't exactly puttin' you under full scrutiny but, its all crude no matter how you look at it. So yeah, your junk hangin' out. Its just kinda...not classy at all.

[elementofpeanutbutter]

[That makes Trixie look startled at what can be assumed is her Digimon holding the camera]

Well...be that as it may, where Trixie came from such things were not an issue. Clothing were purely for accessorizing.

[fullofthorns]

Annnnnd are you there now?

[elementofpeanutbutter]

Just because you're right doesn't mean Trixie has to like it.

Humans would probably be much happier if they were less uptight.

[fullofthorns]

Oh, I totally agree. And honestly, if I could walk around in the buff all the time without trouble, I probably would. I'm pretty hot shit and all.

But its rude runnin' around naked. So put some damned clothes on.

[elementofpeanutbutter]

Relax! Trixie's already on her way to get more clothes. Stop calling her rude! It's not as if I'm going out of my way to make humans bleed.

[She's still hung up on that]

[fullofthorns]

Villain. Using your magic to cripple the humans. [ She rumbled, barely keeping a straight face. ]

[elementofpeanutbutter]

[Kersmirk]

If Trixie's good looks are the only magic she has left she'll be happy to abuse that power.

[fullofthorns]

An abuse of power? Tsk. Its my job to make sure magical creatures don't abuse their powers, y'know. Might wanna be careful, Oz.

Wouldn't wanna have to wrestle with you, bein' new and all.

[elementofpeanutbutter]

Who is this Oz you keep referring to?

And don't be so confident that just because Trixie lacks her horn she cannot defend herself against attack pink haired nothuman.

[fullofthorns]

[ She chuckles, arching a brow and rubbing the back of her neck. ]

Oz the Great and Powerful.

Anyways, 'long as you're gettin' clothes taken care of, my work is done. I've got a big project I'm doin' and can't really entertain myself here anymore.

You take care of yourself and stay warm, yeah? I'll see you around.

*click*