The emperor's clothes trick!

[elementofpeanutbutter]

[Trixie casually strolls out of her room with her PawnChessmon hot on her heels looking flustered. This is because she's only wearing her hat and her cape. She informs him to turn on the communicator and he fumbles with it as she passes through the living room heading for the door.

The first image to appear on the network is of her bubbly blue butt complete with matching moon and stars markings on the sides like a tattoo. The camera pans up and she turns to face the camera with a flourish of her cape and flashing her modest sized bare chest in the process]

Greetings adoring fans! It is I, the Great and Powerful Trixie!

And Trixie is curious. With the city all smashed up are there ANY businesses open? Preferably where Tricie can procure more of those lovely peanut butter crackers they had in the vending machine near the main Terminal?

[not even mentioning the nudity... Because why would she?]

Comments

Re: [video]

[fuhrinkaed]

YOU DO NOT HAVE MY FORM.

YOUR FORM IS VERY DIFFERENT FROM MINE IN SEVERAL NOT AT ALL SUBTLE WAYS.

PLEASE COVER IT.

Re: [video]

[elementofpeanutbutter]

Have you never seen a female of your species without clothing?

Just how repressed ARE you creatures?

Re: [video]

[fuhrinkaed]

ITS NOT REPRESSION!

IT IS A CASUAL MEANS OF KEEPING EACH OTHER FOCUSED ON THINGS THAT ARE NOT THE BOOBIES OF THE OPPOSITE GENDER.

AND ALSO IT KEEPS YOU FROM BEING COLD.

JUST... PLEASE PUT ON SOME PANTS... PLEASE....

Re: [video]

[elementofpeanutbutter]

Do humans lack that much self control?

It's not that cold yet.

Re: [video]

[fuhrinkaed]

[...While humans do not lack that much self control.]

[There is a greater good to be had here.]

[Yes. Clearly in this one particular case it is okay if I tell a tiny tiny lie. That's okay, right? OH GOD IM COMPROMISING MY MORALS THIS IS TERRIBLE I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON NO. NO COME ON ED. YOU CAN DO THIS. YOU JUST HAVE TO SAY THAT WE DO.]

It is completely accurate! Humans can't focus on talking to each other while they're not wearing clothes! Because of DANGLY PARTS!

Re: [video]

[elementofpeanutbutter]

Dangly parts?

[Trixie giving herself a once over now]

Trixie spies nothing dangling...she no longer has a tail...do you mean Trixie's luscious mane?

Re: [video]

[fuhrinkaed]

I AM TALKING ABOUT YOUR CHEST.

ALSO THE TATTOO ON YOUR--AUGH.

Re: [video]

[elementofpeanutbutter]

[Scoff]

Trixie's mammaries do not dangle! They sit proud upon her chest. One might even call them perky!

And that is not a tattoo simple human. That is Trixie's cutie mark!

Re: [video]

[fuhrinkaed]

[OH MY GOD]

THEN I AM DISTRACTED BY YOUR PERKY BITS AND YOUR CUTIE MARK PLEASE COVER THEM.

Re: [video]

[elementofpeanutbutter]

Wouldn't it just be faster to cover your eyes?

Silly humans, how do you get anything done if you're so easily distracted?

Re: [video]

[fuhrinkaed]

[INFINITE SIGH.]

We don't.

That's why we wear clothes.

So that we won't get distracted.

Re: [video]

[elementofpeanutbutter]

That sounds like more of a personal problem.

Have you ever considered just having willpower?

Re: [video]

[fuhrinkaed]

MY WILLPOWER IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE!!!!!

[FLAILING ENSUES!]

Re: [video]

[elementofpeanutbutter]

[Chuckles]

You would make a good clown. You should consider it.

Re: [video]

[fuhrinkaed]

Oh for the love of--

JUST PUT ON SOME PANTS. If you want information, we can talk AFTER you're wearing clothes!

[A pause, then]

SHIRTS ARE ALSO REQUIRED.

[Click.]