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[codes]

Hey Digilosers, a lot of you have a number of questions about this world as well as the events that brought us here that haven't been answered before, right?
I'll help you get those answers if you give me your word you'll remember how I helped you out in the rare situation that I'll ever need help with something.
It's important to understand the value of equivalent exchange and in a world where the skilled are highly valued, I suggest you also learn how to market your abilities in this way.

TLDR: If you could have any question answered, what would the question be?

PS: Don't give me any of that philosophical bullshit like 'what is our purpose for living' or 'the meaning of the number forty-one' ok?

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Comments

[video]

[velveteenmage]

What on earth is that block of text?

[codes]

It's called a disclaimer, Waver Velvet. It keeps me from being liable for just about everything and gives me the opportunity to tell someone no for just about any reason.

[ What a brat. ]

[velveteenmage]

...But it just looks like you strung a bunch of nonsense together.

[video]

[fuhrinkaed]

...why is there a driver and why would they need to carry cash?

That seems kinda... weird.

[codes]

To provide change for those jerks who only carry large bills on their person.

[ Pause. ] Come on, you've given money to ride the Trailmon or something here, haven't you? All drivers get tips.

[fuhrinkaed]

Well, yeah, but you wanted us to text you the questions. Or video them, I guess.

Oh! Can you get information about the ARcloner? I-I mean you're probably going to anyways but it seems important.

[Video]

[for_granite]

You've mastered the art of infomercials, Rin...

Where're you getting your info from? You got a contact?

[codes]

I might have a contact. I might not.

I probably should have covered that in the disclaimer, huh?

[for_granite]

Yeah, I was wrong, you didn't master it.

Can I get a hint, at least?

video;

[eatmybow]

. . . Did you just . . . string every thing you read at the bottom of a television together?

[codes]

Most everything.

I just wanted to make sure people knew how seriously I was taking my original request.

[eatmybow]

It makes you look very serious. [Maya doesn't actually believe that, and her expression shows it. She straightens.] Oh, I have a question for you to ask though. I just . . . want to know how time works here versus, like. Our home worlds.

video

[oneeyedterror]

I've got a frikking important question.

Why make us all frikking human. [ONLY THING WHIRL WANTS TO KNOW, he misses being a space robot okay.]

[selfabsorblight]

Seconded.

[codes]

Geez, how many of you are there..?

--Well, what were you before you showed up?

[codes]

[ Wow, an actual question Rin would have never considered herself seeing as she's human and always has been. ]

I wonder... I mean, if we're all data ourselves here possibly, then what's keeping them from allowing us to have the original bodies? Is it something in the coding?

... Hey, you're not a human back in your world, are you? Do you mind if I scan you? Can I scan you please? I'll be gentle. No harm done!

[oneeyedterror]

Whatever it is, I want to know.

[Huff.]

No, and I've never been to Earth before now either. And if you want to? I don't give a scrap.

Video

[bigsoftie]

If you can answer my questions, then answer this:

When we return, to our homes, shall I keep my memories of this place?

[codes]

Hm... I think I can get you that answer on my own.

I don't think we've met before though. [ With an all too sweet smile: ] I'm Rin Tousaka, local terrorist.

[bigsoftie]

[She looks friendly enough even despite the weird disclaimer thing. He nods solemnly...he doesn't do the smile thing too well. But he means well.]

Leatherhead.

What does terrorist mean?

video

[darkened]

[There's a hint of a frown on the Replica's place. A question's been plaguing his mind the whole time since he got here...]

Here's a question: How can this place bring the dead back to life? And if someone like me left, would I just... go back to being dead?

[codes]

I believe it operates in the same way it did in my world.

[ Seeing as Rin is 'deleted' and supposed to be dead, yet reincarnated herself per the wish of the 'Holy Grail' it makes sense to her. ]

Are you afraid of dying again?

text;

[amygdalae]

Why children and teenagers, mostly?

[Bruce is really concerned about this, okay.]

text;

[codes]

[ BECAUSE CHOSEN CHILDREN. ]

Maybe you're a child at heart?

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[leaderkun]

I might be able to answer that for you, Mr. Banner.