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ғɪɴᴀɴᴄᴇ ɢᴀɴɢsᴛᴇʀ ❚ ʀɪɴ ᴛᴏᴜsᴀᴋᴀ ([personal profile] codes) wrote in [community profile] themainframe2013-12-18 07:46 pm

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Hey Digilosers, a lot of you have a number of questions about this world as well as the events that brought us here that haven't been answered before, right?
I'll help you get those answers if you give me your word you'll remember how I helped you out in the rare situation that I'll ever need help with something.
It's important to understand the value of equivalent exchange and in a world where the skilled are highly valued, I suggest you also learn how to market your abilities in this way.

TLDR: If you could have any question answered, what would the question be?

PS: Don't give me any of that philosophical bullshit like 'what is our purpose for living' or 'the meaning of the number forty-one' ok?

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[ LOCKED: [personal profile] interspace ] Special message for you.
I'm back and we can start work whenever.
Let me know, ok?
leaderkun: (Hm?)

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[personal profile] leaderkun 2013-12-29 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Impossible is relative in this context, basically?
amygdalae: what do you mean we can't have blueberries (could you say that again)

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[personal profile] amygdalae 2013-12-29 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
Everybody has different expectations of what constitutes as 'impossible', so... yes, I suppose.