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[Whoops, looks like someone is having issues with the Terminal device. But hey! It's clicks to audio and the voice is Whirl's but there is something more... Mechanical to it, and it seems a bit further away than usual too.]

Slagging hell. Claw friendly my backside.

We got any good medics around here, cause I need to know what to do when you can't feel your head or hands anymore.

[Of course anyone near the outskirts of town can spot Whirl as he is, 30+ foot tall robot he is, but for now he's going to try and turn the terminal off. Enjoy the sounds of claws scraping and clacking against it and failing to turn it off.]

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[SORRY CAN'T HEAR YOU.

Over the panicked screams that is, because even though he doesn't hit the trees? Bee is probably getting a face full of branches.]

[It doesn't hurt, really, but IT'S JUST THE PRINCIPLE OF THE THING.]

Aerialbot- I meant Aerialbot!!

[And the principle is that Whirl is an asshole.]

[Enjoy the wildly banking back up into the clear air, oh but... upside down. W H O O P S.]

You say something little guy?

{He's clinging for dear life.

Okay. Granted, he would likely be fine if he hit the ground. It would likely do some damage, given enough height. But still.]

So what exactly happened to those bigger bots you carried!?

[DID THEY GO THROUGH THIS TOO? DOES BEE HAVE A SIMILAR FATE WAITING FOR HIM?]

Edited 2014-02-05 01:49 (UTC)

We got back to the shuttle before it left and we didn't get ditched on Hedonia. That's what happened.

[Amused as hell, because he's doing this to fuck with Bee.]

Is there a problem with flying right side up!?

[Oh Bee, enjoy the quick spin to get everything right side up that Whirl does as soon as you asked that.]

It's less fun.

For you maybe!

Didn't know the Autobots in your world were afraid of heights.

[As if that was a cue, he's slowing down to land.]

Heights? [He shakes his head.]

More like I'll be fishing tree branches out of my circuits for a few days.

It's just nature.

[Said as if almost crashing into a tree isn't a big deal.]

There's nature. And then there's colliding into nature.

I like to keep those concepts two very separate things.

Ah, but there's enjoying nature. Which combines the two.

[Whoop, and the landing isn't all that nice. Since Whirl is just going to transform mid-air and without any warning.

Have fun with that Bee.]

Edited (wording woo) 2014-02-08 14:37 (UTC)

[That gets a laugh out of Bee that even he doesn't expect.

Whirl! Give a guy some warning, would ya?!

Bee will make use of the sudden shift in momentum to hop off Whirl and land lightly ~~Well.. relatively. He is a giant HEAVY robot~~ on the ground.]

One day, I'd love to see the world from your optics.

[Bee... did you just say "optics" as in plural? Enjoy the brief annoyed look passing Whirl's single optic'd "face"]

Nah, you really don't want to, little guy.

[Apologies, oh one-eyed friend. Slipped his processor.]

Well, I wouldn't mind seeing the world from a higher perspective.

[And the flying. Flying's cool too, except like. He wouldn't spend his time flying little bots into TREES, btw.]

Pretty sure you can get an upgrade for that.

[At least in Whirl's universe you could. AND FLYING LITTLE GUYS INTO TREES IS AWESOME.]

An upgrade? So soon after we just got our real form back?

Not so fast, Whirl. I think I'll enjoy being myself for a little while longer.

Just saying, if you want to be taller.

[Shrug, he's kind of indifferent to this whole situation.]

[Despite the INTERESTING flight, Bee's still in a rockin' good mood.]

You know, Whirl- with our forms back, we can get around this place a lot faster. No more walking unless we want to take a stroll.

And? If you want to wheel around everywhere I ain't gonna stop ya.

[Look at how much he's not caring here, Bee. Look at it.]

Oh c'mon. Admit it. You're just as excited as I am to be back in your own body too.

... Eh, not really.

[Whoops, didn't mean to say that outloud. Gonna just pretend he didn't say anything.]

So flying me around and spinning me like a top in mid-air.

Transforming into a helicopter.

That was all just a chore, huh?

No, that was fun.

[But he is going to grip one of Bee's shoulders with a claw.

Probably a bit tighter than what is comfortable.]

But some things aren't worth it.

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