2cm // video (backdated to the 30th)

[hardworkingprince]

Greetings, everyone! It is I, the Prince of All Cosmos, and I have another question for you.

[Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm. The Prince leans back. Given the background of the video, he's lounging around in front of the meeting hall.]

You will have to excuse my ignorance, for though I have made attempts to study humans, the longer I stay here, the more I realize that I actually know very little.

But, I am sure you have noticed that there has been much talk of "birthdays" recently. Would anyone happen to be willing to explain to me what exactly a "birthday" is, and why it is so important?

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[video]

[hardworkingprince]

[Hmmmmmmmmm.]

Humans sure are complicated. I learn many new things about them every day. I must confess, I do not understand why one would not trust another who does not look like oneself. So many of these human things are like this to me... For example, why do humans make signs that say "beware of bear" without explaining how it is done? Why do they pin butterflies to boards? Why is there a cake that can only be eaten after a man and a woman cut it?

[video]

[robotfightclub]

Woah woah, not so fast. The last thing I am is a human expert. You're better off asking someone who's actually, you know, human.

[But those are all VERY good questions.]

...Tell me what they tell you when you get the time.

[video]

[hardworkingprince]

Ah, my apologies! I got carried away, did I not? [awkward laughter goes here

but he nods emphatically at her request]

Yes, I shall do this! I will share all mysteries of humans as I come across explanations.