[If you're looking at the feed, you might see a Dorumon sniffing curiously at the camera. It seems as though he managed to turn it on somehow.]

Huh? Is this thing on? [He turns to talk to someone offscreen.] Hey, Sakura, I think I got this to work! You're supposed to use this to talk to other people, right? Go and say something!

Oh? Very well then, Dorumon. [The camera then turns to a girl, though at first you may mistake her for a man; most girls aren't as muscular as she is, nor do most girls have scars across their face and on their shoulder. For a moment she simply looks out at whoever might be watching--and the look on her face is rather intimidating, intentional or not--before speaking.]

Greetings. My name is Sakura Oogami. It seems that like many others, I have been brought to this place without warning. [Especially since...well...she'd been dead.] Though that has happened to me before, I must admit that a place like this is something of an improvement. [Suddenly, she remembers something.] Also, if there is anyone here who was previously at a school called Hope's Peak Academy before arriving here, I would appreciate it if you contacted me.

[Dorumon butts in.] Yeah, yeah! And none of you better think you can take me and Sakura by surprise. Her and me, we're real tough! We'll take you on any day! [He bares his teeth at the camera.]

You must not flaunt the strength you have in such a way, Dorumon. [Despite how Sakura is admonishing Dorumon for boasting, there's still a small hint of amusement in her tone. It seems she's warming up to her partner already.]

[When the change hit, Ryudamon was relieved at first. For almost an hour, anyway. Ishimaru didn't say a word- and he was completely conscious, with other people around, without a book in his hands! It was peaceful, yes, but it didn't take long for the silence to become eerie, downright disturbing when he wouldn't answer when spoken to.

Time to take drastic measures. The screen switches on to show a distanced view of Ishimaru glaring directly into it, sitting on his bed. Ryudamon steps in from the side, gesturing at him.]

Everyone, this is my partner, Ishimaru. He's not like this. Something happened, I think. He's doing nothing. I mean, I thought he'd have to take a break from training and studying and everything sometime, but... look.

[He turns and waves.] Hey, good morning. [A pause.] Two plus two is five?  [Still nothing. He faces the screen again with a tired look. It takes him a while to admit defeat, so they've been through this numerous times.]

What do I do about him? I don't know what to do.

[Finally, Ishimaru opens his mouth and responds in a quiet, flat tone.]

No shit, Sherlock.

Greetings, everyone! It is I, the Prince of All Cosmos, and I have another question for you.

[Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm. The Prince leans back. Given the background of the video, he's lounging around in front of the meeting hall.]

You will have to excuse my ignorance, for though I have made attempts to study humans, the longer I stay here, the more I realize that I actually know very little.

But, I am sure you have noticed that there has been much talk of "birthdays" recently. Would anyone happen to be willing to explain to me what exactly a "birthday" is, and why it is so important?

[Keramon's got control of the D-Terminal and he's frowning at the screen, looking to be thoughtful about something. Aizen doesn't seem to be around though, so it's just the Digimon for this broadcast.]

Yesterday was my captain's birthday and he didn't tell anyone about it. I only found out because he was looking grumpy while he was doing his punchy-kicky thing and I asked because I'm a good partner.

[He then puffs up in annoyance, antennae twitching as he does.]

Then he had the nerve to say it doesn't matter 'cause he's dead and that's a really stupid reason to not celebrate your birthday. I know he'd celebrate mine and I told him that, but he just made that thinky face at me and said that it's because I'm not dead and [Here he tries deepening his voice to match Aizen's and fails.] "Keramon, if you're done bothering me about silly childish notions like birthdays, would you please let me get back to my training."

So, I'm thinking of giving him a present anyways because I'm his partner and he's being stupid. I don't know what to get him though. I was thinking about a girlfriend since he keeps talking about the one that he had back home and it would make him happy and I want the captain to be happy cause that sad face looks awful on him and I like his smiley face.

What do you guys think? I've never given someone a present before and I have to make sure it's just right for him.

So, out of curiosity, did anything ever come of that whole "scavenger hunt" game? I didn't get involved since it seemed like it was too good to be true, but if it wasn't, then. You know. Maybe I'll try next time.

Yes! Please entertain us with tales of your magnificent rewards!

Kokuwamon, you're too close-stop leaning on me like that!

[The D-Terminal clatters to the floor and shuts off.]