[A Tapirmon appears on screen. He is wearing a brown fedora that matches that of the adult sitting behind him. The adult (appearing in his late 20s) has teal hair and deep brown eyes that seem to be rather expressive. This is Perry and he looks a little nervous and continues to pull at the orange scarf around his neck, adjusting it. Tapirmon, meanwhile, looks like he's just been given very serious news and is troubled by it. He glances up at Perry once but shakes his head and looks to the screen. When the Tapirmon speaks it is with a British accent.]

Greetings friends. I am Bartholomew and this is Perry. My partner would like to apologize in advance for any hassle this may cause, but he is not able to communicate as most of us are used to. He has requested that I serve as a liaison when we are out and about the city, but that he will also likely be utilizing the texting function of the D-Terminal in order to communicate with others. He also wished for me to let you know that his sign language is a tad underdeveloped since this condition is actually a recent development.

Silent he may be, but Perry would like to assure everyone here that he is more than willing to provide assistance if it means that he can be returned to his proper home in a prompt manner. There are apparently two children that he likes to keep an eye on that may be placed in untold danger if he is not around to see to things.

[Tapirmon looks to Perry.]

Does that sound about all you wanted to say, sir?

[Perry gives the audience a thumbs up. He then gestures at the door.]

Oh! Yes. We reside in Room F2 - 009. Perry may not talk much but he has told me that he is a decent mechanic and can operate a plethora of machines if anyone is in need of that sort of assistance.

[Perry nods and tips his hat to the screen.]

Good day.

[Tapirmon ends the feed.]

[So here's a Salamon.

A Salamon with a knit sky blue collar that completely covers up the Holy Ring all Salamons wear around their necks. And this little guy is very pleased about that.

In the background, Kanji can be seen sitting cross-legged on his bed with his knitting needles, making what looks like Salamon-sized sky blue beanie. He doesn't seem to notice that what his Digimon is doing...]

Hey, hey-- Look at what the boss made me! [Points with one paw at the collar.] Isn't it cool? I bet all you other Digimon are out there feeling pretty j--

H-Hey! Fuckin' stop that-- [Guess who's just noticed the transmission and it looking downright shocked.] What the hell are you doin'?!

[alskdfhalsdkjfhalksd he's okay with his hobbies and all BUT SHEESH what a way to announce it to a whole bunch of strangers.]

This is Captain Lasky, I suppose it's a bit of a long shot, but if anyone here is from the UNSC Infinity check in. [Lasky isn't looking all that worried as he talks, but then he's beaten by the black Pawnchessmon near him in talking again.]

I thought we already figured out they weren't here, it's just you.

It's just to cover my bases while I'm here, because before you said anything I was also going to ask if anyone hears from someone from it to let me know.

[That makes the animated pawn just sort of shuffle some before Lasky shrugs and moves on. He's just relaxing in his room right now and the Digimon had just climbed up on his bed so it wasn't hard to see both of them.]

For the rest of you here, how man of you are over the age of eighteen? I haven't been here long and I'm just curious how many of us there are with a little more life experience behind us. We're all a little out of our element here, and I can't blame you kids for acting the way you are either, but can we try and not cause problems for one another? [Seriously, he saw some of those questions people.]

He means think before you speak.

[That's a sigh.] Yes, thank you.

[The video clicks on, it's Beastboy Changeling in his dorm room again and there seems to be alot of color in the backround.]

Sooo uh...I may have gone a little overboard at the big party thing. You know those stalls where you play a game and try to win a plush toy?

[He picks up the camera again and turns it on the colors behind him, backing up till it's more visible. It's a giant pile of plush toys that takes up half the room]

Yeah...I'm really good at those things. So I won...alot. Anyway Psy says there's not enough room to keep them all so I'm giving them away! Just stop by room 009 for your free plushie! I'll even throw in another for your Digimon.

[Psychemon speaks up from off camera]

Please help us get these things out of here. I can't find my bed.

[The camera is aimed up at Shepard from about waist height, implying that Monodramon is pointing it at her. She's examining the contents of the fridge when her digimon starts singing. Incredibly poorly.]

Happy Birthday to You, Happy Birthday to--

[Shepard turns abruptly and glares at the camera.]

Cadet, turn that off! My birthday was yesterday!

[Monodramon grunts and takes a step back when his partner tries to take the device from him.]

But Commander, you're turning 36! The internet said humans--

I said turn it off!!

[AND OFF THE CAMERA GOES.]