First of all, I'd like to say that I understand why you've chosen me to save...

...whatever this place is.

Terminal Tokyo.

I thought I told you to shut up? In fact, I distinctly remember myself saying 'If you say one more word, I'm going to punt you across the room.'

I know. I just didn't want you to make a mistake in front of everyone.

Who said I was making a mistake? I just don't care what this place is called. [There's a shuffling sound and an 'oof' noise.]

Now- where was I? Oh yes. You all are right to beg me for my assistance. And I, being the merciful and compassionate ruler that I am, would love to lead you to victory.

Except that you've put me back in the WRONG body! Is this some kind of sick joke? Do you really expect me to do anything as this tiny bag of meat? It's revolting! Unacceptable! I want my real body back! NOW.

[Starscream eventually settles down again and clears his throat.]

Were you really a giant winged robot before? [Veemon sounds skeptical but curious.]

Yes. Yes I was. Oh- and remind me, do chairs talk?

....No.

That's right.

{ Once an idol, always an idol. It was Rise's day off and she decided to go to the arcade. The first thing she wanted to do was play the 'Dance Step Mania' Game. While she was in Tokyo back in her world, it had always been her favorite game and often disguised herself just to play it in peace.

The feed starts with Rise's introduction. She was winking and smiling to the camera. Once in a while, even blowing a kiss. She turned the camera and showed a very grouchy Lucemon. It looked like Rise had dragged him there. }

Good Morning, everyone! It's Rise and I am here at the arcade about to play a game called --- say it, Lucy!

Dance Step Mania ...

Say it with more life!

*sighs* DANCE STEP MANIA!!!

...

Close enough ... Now, let Rise amaze you!

{ Rise had Lucemon hold the camera towards her and began her first game. After selecting a song and setting it on basic first, she began to dance. It was an upbeat song and she was scoring very high. There was no sign of panting or hardship. Looks like she really was used to it. For her, this was no different from the dances she did as an idol. }

( SUNKiSS♥DROP~Jun Side )

{ When the song ends she turns to the camera again and gives a deep bow. But she wasn't done. }

I was wondering if someone else out there knows how to play this game. If you do, why don't you come over and try to challenge me?

I warn you, I'm pretty good!

I'd greatly prefer not to be here right now, but Kokuwamon has told me that I should formally introduce myself.

My name is William Flemming. I was brought here quite against my will--

[At that, Kokuwamon appears on screen behind him, waggling a robotic hand.]

That's not very nice! You shouldn't sound so mean!

Right. Fine. I was given that letter, but I would like to know what it all means. If anyone can tell me I would appreciate it.

[When the D-Terminal turns on, all that shows up is the face of a Keramon chewing on something long, black, and appearing to be made out of leather. It attempts to say something, but since it has something in its mouth, whatever words it says is mumbled and cannot be understood. Thankfully, there's someone else there.]

Keramon, it is rude to speak with your mouth full. Please try again when you're done.

[It drops whatever it was chewing on and looks past the screen apologetically.]

Sorry, captain. Was tryin' to tell ya that I got it workin' for ya.

Ah, I see. Thank you, Keramon.

[The D-Terminal is turned around to reveal Aizen kneeling on the ground in front of Keramon wearing a rather strange outfit and showing that the thing Keramon was chewing was in fact Aizen's left hand.]

My name is Sousuke Aizen and I am in need of some assistance. Keramon and I have been attempting to remove the bindings on me ourselves without success, so if anyone could lend us some sort of cutting implement, it would be appreciated. I would also like to ask if anyone knows where I could get a pair of glasses. Mine were broken and I would like to have them replaced as soon as possible.

-like this!

[The voice that pops up sounds like a little kid, but the video view is mostly blacked out by what appears to be a paw.]

Why can't I just use text?

[The second voice is a teenage boy, honestly confused over why he can't just make this whole thing that much simpler by sticking to text.]

Because this way's more polite of course, how will you make friends if they can't see you? - Hey, I've made lots of friends online and they never saw me. You don't need to see each other to make friends you know, it's kinda just a bonus. - Exactly! It's a bonus, and we're using it to get bonus friends!

[John laughs, he totally can't argue with that.]

Then maybe you should take your paw off the camera, that might help. - Oops...( Cut to save space )