He glances around, even poking his head outside of his little fort before pulling it back in and grinning into the camera.]
Good Evening Chosen and their partners a like! I am not sure how long I shall have access to my partner's device, but rest assured! I shall regale you with stories while I can. Tis only fair since I trust many would wish for something lighthearted for a change!
[He smiles again and clears his throat. Then he pauses, glances around a bit before leaning in]
Once upon a time, there was a valiant and brave rookie Digimon. One day, he set off on a journey after a wise old Digimon told the brave young one that he was destined to fight for the good of the digital world. But first, he needed to make some friends. So he traveled far and wide until he came upon this abandoned tower buried deep in the woods.
When he approached the tower, a beautiful DORUmon appeared in the towers lone window and cried out to him. "Help me! An evil enchantress has locked me away and will not let me out. Will you save me?"
The brave young Digimon agreed and flew up to get her. He valiantly carried her down to the ground and they ran off before the evil Enchantress could come back to see them. As they traveled, his new friend said that she had been kidnapped by the evil one some years ago and that she was supposed to protect a village. She asked him to help her find her way home.
He agreed if she would be his friend and she said yes!
So the two traveled for some time and faced down many evils and fell in love! When he got her back to her village they --
[He was immediately cut off when one of the blankets was suddenly pulled aside and Venom the DORUmon glances from him to the device in his grasp and shakes her head.]
What are you doing now?
N-Nothing! I was just... looking at the network and seeing if there was anything interesting.
Uh huh. So, what was all of that about a damsel in distress and a "valiant" digimon saving her?
.....
[He glances back to the device, looks a little sheepish and just clicks it off.]
...In any case, the whole D-Terminal thing is a bit too elaborate to be a scam, and the beast she may have kicked around a fair bit doesn't seem to be a mindless monster. Anyway, the little red... thing is lying dizzy on the floor right now. Eh, it's not permanent. She's got more matters to worry about than a creature who might just be pretending.
Scrolling through the D-Terminal a bit (after tedious attempts, she's not good at mechanics okay_, she's somehow figured out how to broadcast a message. Smart network idea. Her face is a bit too close to the screen, but it's still pretty clear she's angry.]
My name is Edea Lee. [Fuck beating the bush, she's gonna set it on fire.] If anyone knows about the whereabouts of my friends, please inform me immediately. Their names are Tiz Arrior, Agnés Oblige and Ringabel.
If you're trapping us here, father, you still... [...dammit this thing is live isn't it she should've planned beforehand...] ...underestimate us. [Yeah, smooth. Totally intimidating.
Moving on though. Cue the device flashing around wildly before she figures out how to show her fainted Guilmon to the network.] And what exactly is this thing? I get that it's a Digimon, but what is it?
[give this girl a fucking literature degree]