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[assrenovation]

[So here's a Salamon.

A Salamon with a knit sky blue collar that completely covers up the Holy Ring all Salamons wear around their necks. And this little guy is very pleased about that.

In the background, Kanji can be seen sitting cross-legged on his bed with his knitting needles, making what looks like Salamon-sized sky blue beanie. He doesn't seem to notice that what his Digimon is doing...]

Hey, hey-- Look at what the boss made me! [Points with one paw at the collar.] Isn't it cool? I bet all you other Digimon are out there feeling pretty j--

H-Hey! Fuckin' stop that-- [Guess who's just noticed the transmission and it looking downright shocked.] What the hell are you doin'?!

[alskdfhalsdkjfhalksd he's okay with his hobbies and all BUT SHEESH what a way to announce it to a whole bunch of strangers.]

Comments

[gluecklichundtreu]

Oh, that's lovely! Your partner must be very skilled. ::Hey, she vaguely remembers when knitting was a very useful skill that both men and women knew and got paid to do, so it doesn't phase her at all to see a man knitting.::

[assrenovation]

He sure is!

Hey, what did I say... [ARGH]

[Video]

[knightfan]

...You're knitting.

[ There's a whole world out there to save and this guy is knitting. [

[Video]

[assrenovation]

[Are you judging him.

ARE YOU JUDGING HIM.]

Yeah, what about it?

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[anchi]

[ OH NO IT'S CUTE. And another Salamon at that! ]

It is really good! And it was made completely from scratch?

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[assrenovation]

It was!

[Tries to steal a yarn ball to show her, but Kanji keeps it out of reach.]

Oh no you don't. How'm I supposed to finish this up if you're gonna grab it? [Great priorities there, Kanji. Someone catches you in the act and you're worried about your materials.]

Aw c'mon.

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[brandnewday]

Now that you mention it, I am feeling something. It's probably not the word you were going to say, however.

[Oh, look, it's Psychemon and he's here to be unhelpfully unpleasant. There's a soft "Huh? What're ya up to?" from the background as Hibiki starts to walk over to him, but for now it's just her Digimon.]

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[assrenovation]

Nuh-uh, say it: you're jeeeeaaaaaaaaaalous.

Cant you just stop talkin'...

[viridiangrove]

( and lalamon is totally jealous. though the digimon's expression doesn't...really change.


staaaaare. )

...I want mittens, please. ( as if to emphasize this, lalamon kind of. just. arm wiggle. they're like little stubs. stub arms. )

[assrenovation]

[...




amgsocute

HOW CAN HE RESIST . . . ] Yeah, sure?

[sldkfhjaskdjfa probably digging himself a hole right now]

[video]

[fuhrinkaed]

[Guilmon looks closely at the D-Terminal, then raises a hand.]

I want one! Can you get me one?

[video]

[assrenovation]

Sure!

Nope.

[Oh dear, conflicting responses. What do, Guilmon?]

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[innermonologues]

Did he make that? He's really talented!

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[assrenovation]

He sure is! But he's really shy about it though, so he does it in his room.

I ain't-- Who you callin' shy?? Where else am I gonna make this stuff?

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[tsunder]

Ohohoho~ How cute! Is he taking commissions at all? I know a scarf would come in handy in the colder months and we'd be willing to pay top dollar!

[Lightning's off camera, but she definitely heard Kanji's voice and is giving Lopmon and the Terminal the stink eye because what the hell. Who is that and why does he kind of sound like Snow.] Who the hell are you talking to?

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[assrenovation]

I AIN'T TAKIN' COMMISSIONS.

[Salut, Lopmon. That is a really loud Kanji.]

You're yelling again. [Petulant little boy voice.]

[daughterofdestiny]

[Yumemi just watches the feed for a few moments before managing to get some courage up to talk to him. Mostly to get her Candlemon off her case on not being social]

That is really nice. I'm glad he could make such for you.

[assrenovation]

So am I. He's the oooooonly human who can do it.

[In the background there's a Kanji yelling 'the hell are you talkin' about?']

[I have literally wanted to have these two interact all my life]

[howamanlives]

Your partner made that? Nice! Why's he have such a problem with it?

[assrenovation]

He's shy.

You callin' me shy?? Get bent!

[Video]

[robotfightclub]

[Someone is, indeed, very jealous and his big, blue eyes seem to sparkle with awe as he stares into the camera. He takes a look at his own Holy Ring before looking back at Salmon's, then finally shouts.]

I want twelve of them!

[Video]

[assrenovation]

You gotta be kidding me.

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[strengthinkindness]

[Normally it's difficult for her to respond to people's videos. But it's easier when the Digimon are the ones making contact, and especially now, she can't help but say something.]

That is so cute! And the knit is so well made! Your partner is very talented!

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[assrenovation]

He doesn't want to say thank you so I'm doing it for him.

[In the background, Kanji's going 'ugh' in defeat.]

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[firewall]

Ah.. so is this what you meant by 'making' things?

[ color Chihiro impressed!! It's super cute. ]

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[assrenovation]

[Oh, it's that kid.]

Y-yeah, it is.

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[yayashton]

[There's a Candlemon peering at the screen. It tugs on someone's pant leg.] Ryan. Ryan, look!

Yes, Mimi? [The view shifts as someone takes the D-Terminal. He peers at the screen for a moment and then laughs.] I suppose you want me to make you something.

Yes please! In orange!

Orange, huh? [Addressing the D-Terminal now.] Hey, I don't suppose you know where I can find orange fabric.

[video]

[assrenovation]

[What, are you talking to me??

Awkward...]

Over at the mall-- they've got some shops over there. It's where I got my stuff.

[video]

[pegasusonearth]

[ The first thing you might see on the screen is Kazu's face somewhat squished against the screen. That's because Psychemon had excitedly smushed it against him while chanting 'I want one! I want one!' ]

Ugh... Psyche... why?

[ He pushes his partner down and moved the D-T to a more reasonable distance. ]

...Ask him if he can make me a Horn Cozy.


You ask him!

He looks scary though!

[ Kazu rubs his temples. He knows that if he DOESN'T ask Psychemon will not rest until he get's back on the network and does so. ]

...Do you know how to make a horn cozy?

[video]

[assrenovation]

... The hell's a horn cozy?

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[risette_truestory]

That's so cu---

[ Wait a minute ... eh? ]

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[risette_truestory]

[ She---she knows this person! ]

K-Kanji Tatsumi!

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[dekochan]

So what, you sew or something? Can you make dresses too? Like... you know, clothes to preform in!

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[assrenovation]

[Sewing and knitting are totally different things, but w/e, clearly this girl don't care.]

What're you gonna be performin' out here? Ain't no records company around.