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[assrenovation]

[So here's a Salamon.

A Salamon with a knit sky blue collar that completely covers up the Holy Ring all Salamons wear around their necks. And this little guy is very pleased about that.

In the background, Kanji can be seen sitting cross-legged on his bed with his knitting needles, making what looks like Salamon-sized sky blue beanie. He doesn't seem to notice that what his Digimon is doing...]

Hey, hey-- Look at what the boss made me! [Points with one paw at the collar.] Isn't it cool? I bet all you other Digimon are out there feeling pretty j--

H-Hey! Fuckin' stop that-- [Guess who's just noticed the transmission and it looking downright shocked.] What the hell are you doin'?!

[alskdfhalsdkjfhalksd he's okay with his hobbies and all BUT SHEESH what a way to announce it to a whole bunch of strangers.]

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[Video]

[robotfightclub]

[Someone is, indeed, very jealous and his big, blue eyes seem to sparkle with awe as he stares into the camera. He takes a look at his own Holy Ring before looking back at Salmon's, then finally shouts.]

I want twelve of them!

[Video]

[assrenovation]

You gotta be kidding me.

[Video]

[robotfightclub]

[headtilt]

Why would I joke about that?

[Video]

[assrenovation]

The hell are you gonna do with twelve of 'em?

[Video]

[robotfightclub]

I'm gonna wear one for every day of the week. Trust me, I got it all planned out.

[Because there are, of course, twelve days in a week.

Wait...]

[Video]

[assrenovation]

No, there're nine, get it right.

You both are wrong. There're only seven.

[Video]

[robotfightclub]

[Wait, what? These number changes are making his head spin.]

Oh... hm. This is starting to get too confusing. I'm gonna start over!

[pause]

Hi, I'm Tapirmon!

[Video]

[assrenovation]

I'm Salamon!

[Nudges Kanji. Nudge nudge nudg--]

Kanji.

[Video]

[robotfightclub]

[Oh good, this is much less confusing.]

You make really really good stuff, Kanji. I'd buy all of them if I had money. ...Unless you'll take other stuff!

[Video]

[assrenovation]

... I ain't goin' for crap, if that's what you mean. [He remembers a Digimon from the street games trying to award him with that stuff... Ew.]

'Sides, the money's your partner's ain't it? I'll do it for free.

[Video]

[robotfightclub]

[Tapirmon was beginning to look down on his luck when he mentions not taking his crap, that is until Kanji suddenly mentions doing it for free. Those eyes cannot get any bigger.]

Y-You really mean it?!

[Video]

[assrenovation]

But just one, all right? I got other requests and I ain't gonna spend weeks just knitting.

[Video]

[robotfightclub]

[He looks like he's mulling that over for a second or two before finally nodding his head.]

Okay, just one! I think I just need to find a way to work it.

...Also can we keep this a secret?

[Video]

[assrenovation]

Wha? Why?

[Video]

[robotfightclub]

Because I want it to be a big surprise!

...O-or my partner might get mad at me for being on the D-Terminal again.

[Video]

[assrenovation]

Jeez. All right, all right.

I'm just gonna send it through Salamon.