Well no... It's a long story. To make it as short as I can, my three brothers and I were normal turtles until the man who bought us got hit with this alien chemical. He got turned into a giant rat and my brothers and I became more human. Since a giant rat and four talking turtles would freak everyone out, we hid in the sewers.

...You live with a giant rat? What's a rat?

I'll tell you later, and yes, he's my father... At least he has been since he bought my brothers and me. But it's okay, we have electricity and everything, so the sewers aren't to bad.