[Video]

[calibrates_big_guns]

[On the screen, Garrus, scratches the back of his neck uncomfortably.]

After the human reaper, I didn't think anything could surprise me. Universe just loves proving me wrong, doesn't it?

Come on, Garrus, introduce yourself!

Hmm? [Garrus looks off screen at the source of the high, friendly voice before turning back to look at the camera.] Oh, ah, right. Hi, I'm Garrus Vakarian, and, ah ... hmm ... little help, Patamon? [Once again, he looks off screen at his digimon partner after stumbling through that attempt at an introduction. He's just not very good at this type of thing, is he?]

Wh-wha? Don't look at me!

Right ... thanks. [And once again, the newly human Garrus looks at the screen.] I'm, ah, I'm kind of new here, so ... yeah. [He's not exactly an orator on the level of Shepard.]

Comments

[video] yo dog i herd you like dirtbags

[grifball]

[No, public speaking isn't for everyone. Most people would just let the awkward deliver go.]

[Not this asshat.]

Aww, how cute. I really hope you get into the high school news channel.

[video] Grif is actually my favorite character in the show, so ...

[calibrates_big_guns]

[Always one of these, wherever you go.]

Is that supposed to bother me?

[video] you have excellent taste. or awful taste. either or

[grifball]

[Yup pretty much]

Supposed to. Guess I'll have to try harder next time. [Being an asshole is about the only thing he puts effort into.]

[video] Kinda hard to tell, yeah

[calibrates_big_guns]

Guess so. Not very good at this whole "first impressions" thing, are you?

[video]

[grifball]

Like mom and the education system says: if you're not going to make a good impression, make a shitty one. Or did it go a different way? Ah fuck it. [His attitude summed up in one sentence thank you goodnight.]

[video]

[calibrates_big_guns]

... Something tells me that's your response to most things.

[video]

[grifball]

[What? Be a complete asshat about it?]

[Yeah, pretty much.]

You're already way ahead of the curve. I'm gonna put a gold star right here next to your name. [He'd offer to help out with any questions, but that takes effort.]