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Meru!

[After a few seconds, the video clicks on, revealing a really awkward selfie being taken by a grinning Palmon and a blushing, trembling brunette. The latter of which, frankly, looks like some kind of moe fanservice for a desperate geek; she's got the cute little school uniform, pigtails and what looks to be a goddamn dog collar wrapped around her neck.]

Snap! Snap!

[There’s no camera flash and there’s obviously no photo being in the wrong mode and all, but the Palmon seems satisfied enough - clearly it’s not the brightest Digimon around and it's human partner is too busy inching away and blushing too concern herself with taking pictures with this ungodly monstrosity.]

Meru!

[Palmon turns to nuzzle against Meru, who squeaks in response and frantically tries to push the little green monster off her, shaking her head as if to say ‘no, no I don’t want that’. It’s a little odd she doesn’t just, well, tell Palmon to get off her, but different stokes for different folks.]

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[Ryan's gay, so he mostly notices how uncomfortable the person looks.] Hey, are you okay?

[She shakes her head and reaches for the device, seriously looking like she's about to start crying if Palmon doesn't hand it over.]

Meru wants to send a message? Okie dokie!

[The video clicks off, and in lightening speed, a text takes it's place.]

Kill it with fire!

Edited 2013-06-18 07:38 (UTC)

[Ryan winces. Okay.] Um, hey. Palmon, right? You're kind of making your Chosen uncomfortable. [He can't very well say "she wants to kill you." That's not very Disney at all.] Can you maybe tone it down and let her get used to being here?

What kind of loser talks to NPC monsters?

Oh, right. You do, dumbass.

[Either Meru or Palmon is a major dick, and since Palmon can't seem to figure out how to use the photo application, I think it's pretty obvious who's typing.]

Just quit playing, noob. Your ugly avatar is making my eyes bleed!

[Wait, here comes the audio.]

Huh? But your eyes aren't bleeding, Meru!

[Oh. Oh, two can play at that game, Meru. Ryan may be a Disney character, but he's no Gabriella Montez.]

Wrong. Everyone here talks to the digimon, making you the idiot who can't even handle yours.

Stop hiding behind faceless text messages.

[Meru's actually surprised someone is trying to challenge her for once. Most people just cry or try to block her, however this kind of reaction is quite refreshing.]

Wow, a whole MMORPG of noobs who talk to their NPC pets. Maybe you geeks should go back to W☻W and leave the beta testing to someone who doesn't f☻p to gnome on elf p☻n.

LOL, hardly hiding. You already saw me. You blind or something, ugly?

Says the girl who can't even control her digimon and talks smack about someone who's trying to help her. Please. If anyone here should go, it's you.

Just because I saw you doesn't mean you're not hiding. You talk a big game, but I know that you couldn't say any of this to my face.

[Keep it coming, Meru. Ryan hasn't had a chance to be mean to anyone in ages. He's actually kind of enjoying this.]

[And he didn't even question the weird face-censors that seem to be programmed into her device. Sweet! Uh, not that Meru's enjoying this.]

You're not helping, freak! Quit acting so self-righteous!

If I tried saying this to your face, I might puke. Looking like that, are you even human?!

[He comes from a world where people sing and dance to express their emotions. Face censors are whatever.]

Oh no, you've discovered my secret: I'm actually an alien from Planet "Go $%#^ Yourself."

Seriously? Calling me ugly is so fifth grade.

[What? He's not allowed to swear, he's a Disney character.]

Hopefully the feds will cut you open. Something like you shouldn't be allowed to roam free.

You don't deserve the insults main characters get, you wannabe. Get some more screentime and I'll consider upping you to obligatory v☻n.

Edited 2013-06-18 15:34 (UTC)

[...Oh, she's really scared. Clearly I should try and help out!!]

Uh... m-maybe you shouldn't do that. She doesn't seem very comfortable with being touched.

But hugs make people happy!

[Palmon pouts because y'all humans are really confusing. Some wants hugs, some don't, make up your minds as a species, dang it! Thanks to Ed's intervention, though, Meru's managed to squeeze out of the one-sided hug and is very slowly inching away.]

Shouldn't I be making Meru happy?

You should, but all people are different. Some like hugs, and others don't. You should watch your partner and learn what makes her happy... I'm sure you can do it.

Camera shy? It's alright, this is nothing close to the most embarrassing thing on this network.

I find the more you struggle the harder they force their love upon you.

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