Meru Otonashi (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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themainframe2013-06-18 03:40 pm
moetroll) wrote in themainframe2013-06-18 03:40 pm
1 NEW MESSAGE || [Video]
Meru!
[After a few seconds, the video clicks on, revealing a really awkward selfie being taken by a grinning Palmon and a blushing, trembling brunette. The latter of which, frankly, looks like some kind of moe fanservice for a desperate geek; she's got the cute little school uniform, pigtails and what looks to be a goddamn dog collar wrapped around her neck.]
Snap! Snap!
[There’s no camera flash and there’s obviously no photo being in the wrong mode and all, but the Palmon seems satisfied enough - clearly it’s not the brightest Digimon around and it's human partner is too busy inching away and blushing too concern herself with taking pictures with this ungodly monstrosity.]
Meru!
[Palmon turns to nuzzle against Meru, who squeaks in response and frantically tries to push the little green monster off her, shaking her head as if to say ‘no, no I don’t want that’. It’s a little odd she doesn’t just, well, tell Palmon to get off her, but different stokes for different folks.]
[After a few seconds, the video clicks on, revealing a really awkward selfie being taken by a grinning Palmon and a blushing, trembling brunette. The latter of which, frankly, looks like some kind of moe fanservice for a desperate geek; she's got the cute little school uniform, pigtails and what looks to be a goddamn dog collar wrapped around her neck.]
Snap! Snap!
[There’s no camera flash and there’s obviously no photo being in the wrong mode and all, but the Palmon seems satisfied enough - clearly it’s not the brightest Digimon around and it's human partner is too busy inching away and blushing too concern herself with taking pictures with this ungodly monstrosity.]
Meru!
[Palmon turns to nuzzle against Meru, who squeaks in response and frantically tries to push the little green monster off her, shaking her head as if to say ‘no, no I don’t want that’. It’s a little odd she doesn’t just, well, tell Palmon to get off her, but different stokes for different folks.]
[text]
Wrong. Everyone here talks to the digimon, making you the idiot who can't even handle yours.
Stop hiding behind faceless text messages.
[text]
Wow, a whole MMORPG of noobs who talk to their NPC pets. Maybe you geeks should go back to W☻W and leave the beta testing to someone who doesn't f☻p to gnome on elf p☻n.
LOL, hardly hiding. You already saw me. You blind or something, ugly?
[text]
Just because I saw you doesn't mean you're not hiding. You talk a big game, but I know that you couldn't say any of this to my face.
[Keep it coming, Meru. Ryan hasn't had a chance to be mean to anyone in ages. He's actually kind of enjoying this.]
[text]
You're not helping, freak! Quit acting so self-righteous!
If I tried saying this to your face, I might puke. Looking like that, are you even human?!
[text]
Oh no, you've discovered my secret: I'm actually an alien from Planet "Go $%#^ Yourself."
Seriously? Calling me ugly is so fifth grade.
[What? He's not allowed to swear, he's a Disney character.]
[text]
You don't deserve the insults main characters get, you wannabe. Get some more screentime and I'll consider upping you to obligatory v☻n.