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[grifball]

[Hyokomon's got the feed again, and he's looking rather concerned.  Something is clearly wrong, but he still politely bows to the camera. Manners are important too.]

I don't mean to impose, but does anyone happen to know how to wake someone up from a bad sleep? It's my partner- [He moves the camera over to the bed, where there's a soldier in orange sprawled out on the bed. So the Digimon has no idea how to take the armor off what about it.]

Ugh... [Pathetic moaning is pathetic.]

He's been like this since the attacks. I think some wild Digimon jumped him while I was distracted.

Bats...so...many bats...they're everywhere...make them go away...

And it has something to do with his crippling phobia. I've tried different remedies that I know of, but nothing seems to work. Perhaps they had some different means of medicine back in his world-

Potato chips...potato chips and Oreos...

[A noticeable twitch from the chicken.] You're faking it, aren't you sir?

[And he continues like he hasn't been completely caught.] Double stuffed Oreos...not the sissy single stuffed...try looking for triple stuffed... [A sigh and Hyokomon draws out his sword. With a quick jab, the tiny blade punctures Grif's leg, making him jump right off the bed.] OW! What the hell Kissass?

[Sheathing his sword.] Never mind, I'd like to put in a separate request. What I need is a human trainer.

Your mom needs a trainer.

I'm sorry for the trouble. [click]

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[video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Grif, you an Wheeljack are so alike in many ways, but you're also so different. If anything, Wheeljack was ADD with an unstoppable need of food. He perks an eyebrow at the feed, looking down at You offscreen for a moment.]

Looks like your digithingy's gonna need some playtime sooner or later, buddy.

[You peeks into the feed as well, as her Sheepmon self. Yeah, she might be showing that off to everyone right now.]

Let's go wake him up, Wheeljack!

You, get off the screen!

[Okay, so he's not exactly proud that his digimon's a pink fluffy sheep, okay? Watch him try to push her off the screen a moment.]

[video]

[grifball]

[There's only one Grif. Thank whoever for that.]

Dude I already had to raise a little sister. Aren't there, like, Day Cares or school or some shit I can drop him at for a couple of hours a day-

[And there's a pink fluffy sheep.]

-The fuck is that thing?

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Simmons is probably thanking them twice over.]

Buddy, you probably ARE the school-slash-day care.

[Don't mind him trying to keep that sheep at bay.]

Nothin'. Just ignore her.

I'M RIGHT HERE, I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING YOU'RE SAYING! I want to show him my new look!

[video]

[grifball]

[Sarge is probably cursing them for making even one.]

Great, and I can't use him as a butler anymore. He's already caught on to that plan.

[Sheep, chicken, we could get together and make money off a petting zoo.]

New look? What? Did you get a perm? Who is this sheep anyway?

That's You. She digivolved.

The rabbit? So the rabbit is a sheep now. I'd love to see my highschool teacher explain this one.

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

[That idea's not half bad, Grif. Just don't tell anyone it's Wheeljack's sheep.]

Uh yeah! I digivolved into the best thing ever! Don't even say you don't think I'm cute, cause I know you're lying.

Get outta here, You.

[He grips You by the horns, shoving her once again out of the frame.]

Scrap if I know how your evolution works, so don't look at me.