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.dexter grif ([personal profile] grifball) wrote in [community profile] themainframe2013-06-22 10:18 pm

002 | [video]

[Hyokomon's got the feed again, and he's looking rather concerned.  Something is clearly wrong, but he still politely bows to the camera. Manners are important too.]

I don't mean to impose, but does anyone happen to know how to wake someone up from a bad sleep? It's my partner- [He moves the camera over to the bed, where there's a soldier in orange sprawled out on the bed. So the Digimon has no idea how to take the armor off what about it.]

Ugh... [Pathetic moaning is pathetic.]

He's been like this since the attacks. I think some wild Digimon jumped him while I was distracted.

Bats...so...many bats...they're everywhere...make them go away...

And it has something to do with his crippling phobia. I've tried different remedies that I know of, but nothing seems to work. Perhaps they had some different means of medicine back in his world-


Potato chips...potato chips and Oreos...

[A noticeable twitch from the chicken.] You're faking it, aren't you sir?

[And he continues like he hasn't been completely caught.] Double stuffed Oreos...not the sissy single stuffed...try looking for triple stuffed... [A sigh and Hyokomon draws out his sword. With a quick jab, the tiny blade punctures Grif's leg, making him jump right off the bed.] OW! What the hell Kissass?

[Sheathing his sword.] Never mind, I'd like to put in a separate request. What I need is a human trainer.

Your mom needs a trainer.

I'm sorry for the trouble. [click]

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[personal profile] trampledintheprocess 2013-06-25 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
That's Agent Washington to you. And how do you know my name? [That's a lot of confusion, not the rage the Wash Grif knew managed effortlessly.]
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[personal profile] trampledintheprocess 2013-06-25 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Look. I honestly have no idea who you are. I came here from the medbay of the Mother of Invention. [That's uncharacteristic bewilderment there. Well, for the Wash Grif is used to.]

He's not an asshole like that anyway.
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[personal profile] trampledintheprocess 2013-06-27 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Unless Donut was an insurrectionist? I still have no idea what you're talking about. I haven't killed anyone with a name that ridiculous as far as I know.
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[personal profile] trampledintheprocess 2013-06-29 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
No. I haven't killed anyone in pink armor. Who the hell would wear pink armor anyway?