Jane Shepard (
renegadedriving) wrote in
themainframe2013-04-04 02:43 pm
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Entry tags:
- npc: hikari yagami,
- teen titans: beastboy,
- twewy: neku sakuraba,
- xenosaga: jin uzuki (au),
- ∅dangan ronpa: kyouko kirigiri,
- ∅harry potter: hermione granger,
- ∅how to train your dragon: hiccup,
- ∅mass effect: jane shepard,
- ∅neon genesis evangelion: shinji ikari,
- ∅young justice: garfield logan,
- ∅young justice: wally west
001- Backup Requested (audio)
[The voice that comes through the line belongs to an adult woman, and she sounds entirely serious.]
This is Commander Shepard hailing SSV Normandy.
[Pause.]
Come in, Normandy.
[Pause.]
Goddammit, Joker, where the hell are you?
[Pause.]
Wait. Where did--
[In the background, there is faint shouting.]
Shit, Monodramon, what did you do?!
[The feed clicks off.]
This is Commander Shepard hailing SSV Normandy.
[Pause.]
Come in, Normandy.
[Pause.]
Goddammit, Joker, where the hell are you?
[Pause.]
Wait. Where did--
[In the background, there is faint shouting.]
Shit, Monodramon, what did you do?!
[The feed clicks off.]
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Not to mention, that's when our previous Commander abandoned his station and I took over as the leader of our organization. I still see combat every now and then, when it's worth my time, but like I said, direct encounters are rare these days.
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*Well, there's also the possibility that Zarathustra is sleeping there, but that's classified information. Despite the fact that he only figured it out himself today and the Federation seems to have had the same idea.*
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Not that improperly calibrated or hostilely reprogrammed Combat Realians differentiate much either...
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Ah, that's another term you wouldn't be familiar with, isn't it? U-DO is a mysterious waveform entity that exists within the interstellar network we use for faster than light transportation and communication. It provides a source of infinite energy and instils a primal fear in humans who come into direct contact with it. Actually, some people do consider U-DO itself to be God, but I'm not entirely sure of that myself. However, I do know that communicating with it while under great emotional stress can cause Gnosis to appear.