themainframe | 2.000 mph ⚡ DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME (video)

[So. Wally's probably out of money by this point. Between buying new clothes and food and junk, he's broke. But he really needs a few... supplies for an... undisclosed project he's working on, so he figured, hey, why not ask around on the network.

He's currently poking around in one of the science labs at the Odaiba Elementary School, looking around for anything useful, which is a bit futile because it's an elementary school. He's still managed to find most of the things he's looking for, though he's had to improvise a bit.

When the video comes on, you can see a everything set up behind him, which mostly consists of beakers and some chemicals he's found around the school.]

Wally, are you sure this is a good idea?

Dude, it's a great idea. Trust me. If I do the experiment in the Digital World, it can just rewrite my code or whatever and boom: superpowers. I mean, that's how it works, right?

I... I don't know about that, Wally...

[Yeah, Elecmon is worried, with good reason. Wally seems pretty confident, though.]

Alright, so, I'm doing this experiment. I still need this one thing, though, so maybe you guys out there can help me. It might sound weird, but if any of you have any powder detergent, like for laundry, that'd be great. I'm kinda broke or I'd just get some myself. I'll be hanging out in the Odaiba Elementary School for a while, so, yeah, just let me know. It's also kind of important, so if it could be as soon as possible, that'd be great too. I can pay you back later or barter or whatever in exchange, whatever works. But yeah: powder laundry detergent. Not a lot of it either, just enough to work as a catalyst.

[He looks around just to make sure he doesn't need anything else.]

Yeah. I think that's it. Wally out!

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...dude if this works you gotta help me find a geneticist, and maybe some Sakutia.

D...D-do you really think that...that will work?

... Sakutia?

[ Yeah, no. Wally, what ever made you think Dick was going idly sit by and watch his bro get blown sky-high? For the umpteenth time? ]

"Boom" is right, Kid Mouth. [ But there's a small grin there. Oh, and there's a bear wearing a baseball cap leaning over his shoulders, curiously staring at the video feed, but otherwise silent. ]

Sure it will, babe. Why wouldn't it?

[He seems very confident about this. Also hitting on a pony, interesting life choice, Wally.]

Yeah, it's this normally deadly disease that only animals can survive. I was infected with it when I was little.

[Well to be fair, she doesn't look like a pony anymore...except the wings, although that's not too pony like.]

I-is...it dangerous?

[WELP. Please excuse Wally while he literally FALLS OFF THE STOOL HE WAS SITTING ON. That was his bro. He's kind of flailing when he comes back on camera.]

Dude, when did you get here?!

Oh, well, don't think we're gonna be able to find that around here, dude. I'm still halfway improvising here.

[Wally's confident smirk falters slightly, because, well... technically this experiment is dangerous, but he's not going to admit that to her.]

Nah, don't worry about it. I've done it once before, I can do it again.

[Casually forgets to mention the fact that there was an explosion involved.]

[ Pardon the giggling, because that's not going to slide at all. ]

Few days ago. Just been trying to get a hang of things. You?

Aw come onnn. It's a big world out there...so far as I know. Who knows what's out there?

Oh! If you blow yourself up do you have like a will stashed in the room?

[She's hesitant for a moment, as though debating on whether she should say the thought on her mind.]

Y...Y-you should...probably be careful. Things that...work in other worlds...might not work in this world...

[stfu you]

Like a week and a half ago? I dunno, kinda lost track of time.

But what the heck, man? Why didn't you let me know you were here? I wouldn't've told anyone if you wanted to lay low or whatever.

You might want to be careful and keep in mind that matter and data don't always behave in the same way. If you're going to insist on this experiment, I'd suggest having someone with medical expertise nearby at the very least.

[ never ]

I was busy dealing with the new partner. [ He hikes his thumb up at the digimon hanging over his shoulders, who lifts up a big paw to wave. ]

But now I see I should've shown up sooner. How long were you in the hospital last time you decided mixing chemicals was a good idea?

[so not impressed with u rn mr. grayson]

Dude, we're all busy dealing with these guys.

[He rolls his eyes at the insinuation that this will be at all like last time, even though he knows it will be.]

It was a good idea. I got superspeed, didn't I? Now I just need to get it back so I don't go crazy. I mean, I really don't think you want to deal with me without my powers. I'm even more annoying than I usually am.

[ u ♥ him and u kno it ]

Yeah, but I'm not just gonna wing it like everyone else, now am I? [ Snicker.

And then- snort. ]

Okay, point taken, but maybe you should do a little more research? See if there've been any other people with special powers getting them back here?

[shh just don't tell the ladies]

Yeah, but you're named after a bird, dude, you of all people should be the one winging it.

[Wally, no, that was a terrible joke. Unfortunately, the groan that follows is not in response to his bad pun. Why do you have to be so logical, Rob.]

Ugh, but that would take forever. I don't wanna go around wasting time when I could just do it now. If it works, it works; if it doesn't, it doesn't. I'll be an example to all the superpowered folk out there.

[ wally, pls

And. He's just gonna roll his eyes behind his shades for that one. ]

KF, seriously... [ A slightly heavier tone to his voice. ] Be careful? Who knows what can really happen here if things start blowing up.

[Wally sighs, and this time it sounds like he's actually reconsidering. Sort of.]

Yeah, well, I'm still missing that catalyst, so I can't really do the experiment until I get it.

[ ...

And here he goes. Knowing how important Wally's powers are to him.

He looks over his shoulder to Bearmon, who tilts his head, observing quietly.

Sigh. He looks back. ]

If you manage to find it, let me know and I'll- I dunno, stand by with a team of medic digimon, or something.

[Such a good bro, Rob. Wally brightens a little.]

Dude, seriously? You know I'd hug you if you were here, right?

[A pause and a slight furrow of his eyebrows.]

Where are you, anyway?

[sarcasm] Oh darn Kaldur your friend is gonna blow himself up.

[Kaldur isn't sure who to be upset at now: Gizamon or Wally. Well, okay, he can't FULLY blame Wally here. The guy HAD done this experiment before and for this exact reason: to be like the Flash. Kaldur just doesn't understand why Wally is trying it here and right his moment.]

Wally. I believe Elecmon may be right. Have you fully considered all of the variables inherent in trying this in a completely different dimension? Or perhaps the possibility that our lack of powers is merely a dampening effect or some other anomaly and you could be putting yourself at serious risk by attempting to complete this twice?

[He's pretty sure Wally cannot handle DOUBLE speed. Even if this may now give Wally the idea for it. Neptune's beard let that not be the case.]

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