2.000 mph ⚡ DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME (video)

[chemistryinmotion]

[So. Wally's probably out of money by this point. Between buying new clothes and food and junk, he's broke. But he really needs a few... supplies for an... undisclosed project he's working on, so he figured, hey, why not ask around on the network.

He's currently poking around in one of the science labs at the Odaiba Elementary School, looking around for anything useful, which is a bit futile because it's an elementary school. He's still managed to find most of the things he's looking for, though he's had to improvise a bit.

When the video comes on, you can see a everything set up behind him, which mostly consists of beakers and some chemicals he's found around the school.]

Wally, are you sure this is a good idea?

Dude, it's a great idea. Trust me. If I do the experiment in the Digital World, it can just rewrite my code or whatever and boom: superpowers. I mean, that's how it works, right?

I... I don't know about that, Wally...

[Yeah, Elecmon is worried, with good reason. Wally seems pretty confident, though.]

Alright, so, I'm doing this experiment. I still need this one thing, though, so maybe you guys out there can help me. It might sound weird, but if any of you have any powder detergent, like for laundry, that'd be great. I'm kinda broke or I'd just get some myself. I'll be hanging out in the Odaiba Elementary School for a while, so, yeah, just let me know. It's also kind of important, so if it could be as soon as possible, that'd be great too. I can pay you back later or barter or whatever in exchange, whatever works. But yeah: powder laundry detergent. Not a lot of it either, just enough to work as a catalyst.

[He looks around just to make sure he doesn't need anything else.]

Yeah. I think that's it. Wally out!

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[changelingdude]

...dude if this works you gotta help me find a geneticist, and maybe some Sakutia.

[chemistryinmotion]

... Sakutia?

[changelingdude]

Yeah, it's this normally deadly disease that only animals can survive. I was infected with it when I was little.

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[strengthinkindness]

D...D-do you really think that...that will work?

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[chemistryinmotion]

Sure it will, babe. Why wouldn't it?

[He seems very confident about this. Also hitting on a pony, interesting life choice, Wally.]

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[strengthinkindness]

[Well to be fair, she doesn't look like a pony anymore...except the wings, although that's not too pony like.]

I-is...it dangerous?

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[ex_graybird839]

[ Yeah, no. Wally, what ever made you think Dick was going idly sit by and watch his bro get blown sky-high? For the umpteenth time? ]

"Boom" is right, Kid Mouth. [ But there's a small grin there. Oh, and there's a bear wearing a baseball cap leaning over his shoulders, curiously staring at the video feed, but otherwise silent. ]

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[chemistryinmotion]

[WELP. Please excuse Wally while he literally FALLS OFF THE STOOL HE WAS SITTING ON. That was his bro. He's kind of flailing when he comes back on camera.]

Dude, when did you get here?!

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[ex_graybird839]

[ Pardon the giggling, because that's not going to slide at all. ]

Few days ago. Just been trying to get a hang of things. You?

[betrayalcutsdeep]

You might want to be careful and keep in mind that matter and data don't always behave in the same way. If you're going to insist on this experiment, I'd suggest having someone with medical expertise nearby at the very least.

[chemistryinmotion]

Don't worry, my best bro's got me covered. If I ever get that catalyst, that is.

[betrayalcutsdeep]

And you're certain this won't result in permanent problems?

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[acceptedburden]

[sarcasm] Oh darn Kaldur your friend is gonna blow himself up.

[Kaldur isn't sure who to be upset at now: Gizamon or Wally. Well, okay, he can't FULLY blame Wally here. The guy HAD done this experiment before and for this exact reason: to be like the Flash. Kaldur just doesn't understand why Wally is trying it here and right his moment.]

Wally. I believe Elecmon may be right. Have you fully considered all of the variables inherent in trying this in a completely different dimension? Or perhaps the possibility that our lack of powers is merely a dampening effect or some other anomaly and you could be putting yourself at serious risk by attempting to complete this twice?

[He's pretty sure Wally cannot handle DOUBLE speed. Even if this may now give Wally the idea for it. Neptune's beard let that not be the case.]

i am so sorry kaldur

[chemistryinmotion]

Yeah! See! I told you!

[Wally linefaces at Elecmon. He does not need this shit from you.]

Shut up, Sparky.

Hey! That's not my name!

Whatever, everything's going to be fine. And if it's not, Robin—the real one; he's apparently been here for a few days now and just didn't tell us—said he'd be there with a team of med Digimon or something, so don't worry. Plus, if it is just a dampening effect, I might end up with supersuperspeed. Then I could be faster than the Flash!

i need a kaldur facepalm counter

[acceptedburden]

[The news of their Robin is a surprise...but then again it's kind of not. Kaldur shakes his head.]

Why am I not surprised that he would hide out a few days before revealing his presence.

[Stupid ninja kid.]

I have to worry. Robin may bring you medical support, but I will be the one left having to explain to everyone why I let my teammate try to rearrange his molecules for the second time in his life. And when we return home I will have to explain to The Flash, Batman and Ar---the others.

[he does not want to explain this to Batman. Please Wally don't make him do that.

Kaldur sighs in frustration.]

I am starting to wonder if perhaps the Commander's assessment of your drug use was accurate.

[Because Wally you are clearly on something if you think this is a good idea...although to be honest that was mostly a sarcastic/teasing remark.]

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[lastnerv]

[BLANK STARE.]

So do you get your powers from being set on fire?

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[chemistryinmotion]

... What? No, I get my powers from a lab experiment. That may or may not involve an explosion.

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[lastnerv]

Oh, well that sounds so much safer.

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[risette_truestory]

[ Worried Rise is worried.



Detergent? ]

Wally, I know you're smart ... but I don't know about this. You're not going to get hurt, are you?

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[chemistryinmotion]

Hey, babe, don't worry about me. I've got this under control. Besides, I've already done this once before no problem.

[Except for the part where you nearly blew yourself up and had to go to the hospital for stitches and a psych evaluation.]

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[risette_truestory]

Well, if you do go to the hospital I guess this would be a great opportunity to try a nurse outfit.

[ Seriously, Rise. Is this REALLY the time to be flirting? ]

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[risette_truestory]

Though if you get yourself hurt, Rise will still get very upset you know!

[ Right, Rise. That cute pout is very intimidating too. ]

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[foreveraclone]

[face, palm. palm, face. glad to see that you're acquainted.]

Wally.... what are you planning on doing with that detergent?

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[chemistryinmotion]

... My laundry?

[He really doesn't want a Superboy punching him in the face for trying to blow himself up.]

You know... doing stain experiments.

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[foreveraclone]

[he squints.] Yeah, right. What's the real reason?