themainframe | 10th shot fired [text -> audio]

Entry tags:

10th shot fired [text -> audio]

ajdksjdksdjdkas

[Whoops, looks like someone is having issues with the Terminal device. But hey! It's clicks to audio and the voice is Whirl's but there is something more... Mechanical to it, and it seems a bit further away than usual too.]

Slagging hell. Claw friendly my backside.

We got any good medics around here, cause I need to know what to do when you can't feel your head or hands anymore.

[Of course anyone near the outskirts of town can spot Whirl as he is, 30+ foot tall robot he is, but for now he's going to try and turn the terminal off. Enjoy the sounds of claws scraping and clacking against it and failing to turn it off.]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[A few quick strides towards whirl and he's close enough to examine the other. He certainly looks stable enough to carry Bee, which makes his answer lean a liiittle more towards yes. More than it already is, anyway.

Though he does pause long enough to ask.]

Not going to crash us into any buildings, right?

Do I look like the kinda guy who'd do that?

[Well, he'd act like he's going to but he never would.

Unless Bee pissed him off.]

No. Of course not.

[Though his tone is humorously careful. His smile says 'No whirl, of course not, but any other answer would increase the chances of that happening.']

[Now comes the fun part of figuring out how to safely get onto Whirl, and then figuring out how to hang on once he's up there...]

Grab the kibble on my back end.

[It's as if he knew what you were thinking once you got up on there, Bee. That and once Whirl is sure he's up there and not gonna fall off as soon as he gets higher than a few feet, up they go!]

[Done and done. Bee thinks that hold will keep him secure. But when the pair lift off, Bee adjusts his grip.]

Whoa-!

[And then, from there, his eyes are scanning their surroundings. Whirl is incredibly stable for an aircraft with a giant robot on his back. Bee doesn't know it, but there's the beginnings of a smile starting to show on his face the higher they get? Maybe?]

Edited (DAG FLABBIT. posted when i wasn't ready.) 2014-02-03 06:21 (UTC)

[Pffft, Whirl's carried a few minibots around before. Bee is a light load.

And he's getting them up above and trees and such first, because once they're clear?

Gotta go fast.]

[Bee lets out a strange amalgamation of a cry of surprise and a laugh. Despite the danger that all his security systems are warning him about, it's... kind of a thrill. He has to yell above the wind.]

Is this what a Seeker feels like!?

[Oh Bee, no. You said the s-word. Whirl doesn't give a response, instead dipping and twisting back towards some nice big trees.

Oh boy it sure does look like he is totally going to fly into them.]

[Oop. was it something he said? Yes it's something that he said and now he's going to cling tighter because what are you doing!?]

Whirl...

Whirl-!

[SORRY CAN'T HEAR YOU.

Over the panicked screams that is, because even though he doesn't hit the trees? Bee is probably getting a face full of branches.]

[It doesn't hurt, really, but IT'S JUST THE PRINCIPLE OF THE THING.]

Aerialbot- I meant Aerialbot!!

[And the principle is that Whirl is an asshole.]

[Enjoy the wildly banking back up into the clear air, oh but... upside down. W H O O P S.]

You say something little guy?

{He's clinging for dear life.

Okay. Granted, he would likely be fine if he hit the ground. It would likely do some damage, given enough height. But still.]

So what exactly happened to those bigger bots you carried!?

[DID THEY GO THROUGH THIS TOO? DOES BEE HAVE A SIMILAR FATE WAITING FOR HIM?]

Edited 2014-02-05 01:49 (UTC)

We got back to the shuttle before it left and we didn't get ditched on Hedonia. That's what happened.

[Amused as hell, because he's doing this to fuck with Bee.]

Is there a problem with flying right side up!?

[Oh Bee, enjoy the quick spin to get everything right side up that Whirl does as soon as you asked that.]

It's less fun.

For you maybe!

Didn't know the Autobots in your world were afraid of heights.

[As if that was a cue, he's slowing down to land.]

Heights? [He shakes his head.]

More like I'll be fishing tree branches out of my circuits for a few days.

It's just nature.

[Said as if almost crashing into a tree isn't a big deal.]

There's nature. And then there's colliding into nature.

I like to keep those concepts two very separate things.

Ah, but there's enjoying nature. Which combines the two.

[Whoop, and the landing isn't all that nice. Since Whirl is just going to transform mid-air and without any warning.

Have fun with that Bee.]

Edited (wording woo) 2014-02-08 14:37 (UTC)

[That gets a laugh out of Bee that even he doesn't expect.

Whirl! Give a guy some warning, would ya?!

Bee will make use of the sudden shift in momentum to hop off Whirl and land lightly ~~Well.. relatively. He is a giant HEAVY robot~~ on the ground.]

One day, I'd love to see the world from your optics.

[Bee... did you just say "optics" as in plural? Enjoy the brief annoyed look passing Whirl's single optic'd "face"]

Nah, you really don't want to, little guy.

[Apologies, oh one-eyed friend. Slipped his processor.]

Well, I wouldn't mind seeing the world from a higher perspective.

[And the flying. Flying's cool too, except like. He wouldn't spend his time flying little bots into TREES, btw.]

[Action]

[Action]

[Action]

[Action]

[Action] higherrrr, take me higherrrrrrr

[Action] does a barrel roll instead

[Action] FUUUUUUUU PEPPY, NO. BAD PEPPY.

[Action] USE THE BOOST TO GET THROUGH

[Action] FOOOOOOX!

[Action] We can't let you do that Star Bee

[Action] ALL RANGE MODE

[Action] I'm all out of Star Fox jokes

Re: [Action] I'm all out of Star Fox jokes

[Action]

[Action]

[Action]

[Action]

[Action]

[Action]

[Action]

[Action]

[Action]

[Action]

[Action]

[Action]