bigsoftie: (I got angry again oh no)
Leatherhead ([personal profile] bigsoftie) wrote in [community profile] themainframe2013-05-05 06:43 pm

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[After fumbling with the feed, the owner succeeds in getting it on. The feed turns on to the image of a very large, very apologetic teenager with a rope around his neck. The owner of said rope? An impatient-looking red Impmon.

Needless to say yesterday had been a taxing day for the digimon. If he had to be with this kid, things were going by HIS book, not theirs. Leatherhead went along with Impmon's demands to keep the kid leashed out of guilt for his earlier tantrum. He deserved it, he deserved a lot worse.

Leatherhead looks up to the communicator, speaking.]


I was told I was a Chosen...but I am not sure if that is ri--

[Impmon will have none of that. He tugs on the fashioned rope, clearing his throat.]

ANYWAY, before I was interrupted, I was saying I've got a sweet deal for you digichumps. Ever wanted a digidestined? Well lucky for you, I've got the digidestined of your dreams!

He's big, he's burly, I think he's housebroken and he can be yours for 1000 bits! Any offers?


[The former alligator just sinks back further.]

Come on! It's a once in a lifetime offer!
renegadedriving: (serious)

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[personal profile] renegadedriving 2013-05-06 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Well. That's alarming.]

Nobody deserves to be treated like an object, kid.
renegadedriving: (start talking)

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[personal profile] renegadedriving 2013-05-06 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, no, I'm calling bullshit on that. I don't care what you are, you're clearly sentient.

[Some of her best friends and her boyfriend aren't human, after all!]
renegadedriving: (angry)

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[personal profile] renegadedriving 2013-05-06 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
If being dangerous was a reason to sell someone, I know a whole lot of people who'd be prime candidates.

[At this point, she glares.]

And you should be aware that my partner is fully capable of reaching the Champion level and I will send him to sort this out if you don't stop treating your partner like damaged goods.

[She'd go herself, but, hey, broken ribs, what're you gonna do?]
renegadedriving: (level with me)

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[personal profile] renegadedriving 2013-05-06 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
What'd you do? I'm basically a cop half the time, I'm a pretty good judge of what deserves jail time.

[Oh look, it's Monodramon popping in.]

Don't talk to my partner like that!!
renegadedriving: (monodramon)

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[personal profile] renegadedriving 2013-05-06 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Kid. If that was all it took to lose your right to personhood? I'd have had to get rid of the Cadet here on the first day.

[She points to Monodramon, who is too busy being ANGRY to even notice.]

Ohhh, you wanna go, viral filth?!
renegadedriving: (level with me)

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[personal profile] renegadedriving 2013-05-07 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Monodramon pulls on Shepard's sleeve.]

He's challenging us, Commander!!

Shut up, Cadet, we'll handle that later. Look, frankly, that's just not true. I've seen Monodramon turn into an 8 foot tall dragon and catch his hands on fire.
renegadedriving: (chatting)

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[personal profile] renegadedriving 2013-05-07 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Only when there's fighting. Unless you're hiding a superweapon, they've got no reason to be scared of you.
renegadedriving: (eyebrow)

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[personal profile] renegadedriving 2013-05-07 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
An unarmed human isn't all that dangerous.
renegadedriving: (angry)

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[personal profile] renegadedriving 2013-05-09 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
He's human right now, isn't he?