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[bigsoftie]

[After fumbling with the feed, the owner succeeds in getting it on. The feed turns on to the image of a very large, very apologetic teenager with a rope around his neck. The owner of said rope? An impatient-looking red Impmon.

Needless to say yesterday had been a taxing day for the digimon. If he had to be with this kid, things were going by HIS book, not theirs. Leatherhead went along with Impmon's demands to keep the kid leashed out of guilt for his earlier tantrum. He deserved it, he deserved a lot worse.

Leatherhead looks up to the communicator, speaking.]

I was told I was a Chosen...but I am not sure if that is ri--

[Impmon will have none of that. He tugs on the fashioned rope, clearing his throat.]

ANYWAY, before I was interrupted, I was saying I've got a sweet deal for you digichumps. Ever wanted a digidestined? Well lucky for you, I've got the digidestined of your dreams!

He's big, he's burly, I think he's housebroken and he can be yours for 1000 bits! Any offers?

[The former alligator just sinks back further.]

Come on! It's a once in a lifetime offer!

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[robotfightclub]

[Oh hey, Tapirmon remembers you two! He answers the video excitedly.]

I'll take forty!

[...Forty...Leatherheads? Sure, why not.]

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[bigsoftie]

Sorry kid, but we only got one in stock. You got the dough, right?

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[strengthinkindness]

Hey! You can't do that!

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[bigsoftie]

Excuse me, I asked for moolah, not someone blabbing about rights.

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[renegadedriving]

[. . .]

You can't sell a person. Let him go.

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[bigsoftie]

I deserve to be sold. I deserve worse.

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[watchesoverthem]

[Not even a day has gone by before her buttons are pressed. Impressive Impmon.]

Release that boy now.

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[bigsoftie]

[It's his secret move: Offend.]

I will once I get some money for him.

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[tributetothesea]

[...Good gods, was the rope Gazimon's fault, for her "leash" comment?

Thane glances aside at her before he switches on video and gets a return look that says "What?" - he decides she'd probably find this hilarious and doesn't show her for now, though.]

Your - counterpart was speaking.

Perhaps if you would allow him, you'd reach an understanding.

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[bigsoftie]

[Only partially, Gazimon, only partially.

The big teenager just keeps his head down.]

We have an understanding: he goes on the leash and I sell him!

[ voice forever ]

[interspace]

The hell is a digidestined?

[ voice forever ]

[bigsoftie]

It's some kind of fancy word for you guys. Like you're ~special~

[Voice]

[innermonologues]

[ Snorts ]

I've seen partners trying to rid of the Digimon. First time I've seen in the other way.

[Voice]

[bigsoftie]

If you spend two minutes with this guy, you'd wanna sell him too, trust me.

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[goalggle_head]

Well this is messed up.

Hey! That's your partner, you can't treat him like that.

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[bigsoftie]

Partner? I just see a guy who LOSES IT AND RAMPAGES.

So how much you willing to pay?

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[headup_stickontheice]

You-- you put your partner on a leash?! You're selling him?!

[WELL CAM'S ALARMED TO SAY THE LEAST.]

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[bigsoftie]

He's crazy in the coconut! Of course I am!

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[dressup]

[Wow, this is wrong on too many levels. Her and Dorumon just looked to each other in shock before glaring at the screen.]

Release him right now!

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[bigsoftie]

Oh sure, I'll just let loose the nut with freakish strength.

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

[When Wheeljack catches this post, he only really gets Impmon's little advertisement at the end. To which he eyebrow perks.

Gazimon, on the other hand, feels a kindred spirit in her midst, and clambers over his shoulder to get to the device.]

What would you say to a trade?

Hey!

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[bigsoftie]

[Can always count on a Gazimon to do business.]

What are we talking here? I don't wanna get some crummy digidestined knockoff.

[voice]

[brandnewday]

[Okay, voice, because she might be kind of scared of him. This is just easier.]

Don't ya think 1,000 bits is too much? ...Have ya calmed down yet?

[voice]

[bigsoftie]

I can negotiate.

Yes. I am so sorry...I did not mean to.

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[selfabsorblight]

That's not nice!

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[bigsoftie]

If you ain't buying, get out of here!